NORWICH SMELLS THE MUSTARD

Chloe Smith needed to change her image. Can you blame her with a first name like Chloe and a follow up like Smith (( imges of confusion around here as the well muscled and Brezzi-styled eyebrows struggle with a more delicate and Deloitte(tishis) career move)).

But I have it on her honour that "she will not let me down".

Me well tested... orr..onknownies of tradition, as one bastion of bullishness, finds a certain sympathy through such promises.

But I remain suspicious as she studied English Litt at York University.

Why on earth would anyone travel all the way from Naawich to study the gems of Literature we ask. Suspicious I remain.