JOHNNY DEPP DESERVES THE HONOUR OF THE CODE

Johnny Depp has been caught trying to buy his suit from a London place and a place that might have been considered to be suitable by the likes of a Somerset Maugham or even V.S. Naipaul. Johnny Depp is becoming a class act. Savy? Row bullies row? If you think this suits you click on and google something like "Johnny Deep suit you suit you sir " and see where you get. OK see YOU TUBE if yer like.

Last night I watched the Pirates of the Carbbean mark 2 and I am now convinced that our Depp lad is fit to be suited with the likes of a W.C. Fields and Peter O*Toole. I am told that a certain Rolling Stone, ( who said his job was better than working for a living), Keith Richards, will play the father of Captain Sparrow alias Depp. I find myself looking forward now to Pirates of the Caribbean mark 3. Those one-line digs from a W.C.Fields and the sluuurred rhetoric of Peter O'Toole will hit the street again if only our Rolling Stone can behave himself for a few moments of the day.

But I remain with some doubts. Dressing Keira Knightly up in pirates boys clothes was a blessing sir, blessing sir and suits me it does suits me. But i suspect that they will try to take away our cross-dresser Keira nightly. Shame I say. But in the end we must say that the code has been understood now by Depp. Suits im it does, suits im sir.