BREAKING WIND-E-NEWS
The news reading public were amazed to learn today that the man using a killer weapon was an upper-middle-class barrister trained, by the best institutions, to get results.
Even the newspaper editors could not believe their own ears and eyes.
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However a dark-skinned skateboarder has, it is reported, been arrested and the quality-controls of the press and barons are slowly recovering from their state of shock.
It was said that : "this has nothing to do with belief or ideology" but we are happy to be able to continue our quest towards truth.
When asked Sir Rees Moggy Mugger ( the bricks and mortar man) said that this story had no relation to Lord Blair. Such was impossible, he said, because Lord Blair was studying in Scotland at the time in order to solve the crises in the Middle East and Iraq.