TROUSERS GETTING THE JUMP LEAD
Old Szwagipants is up to mischief again. ( see his site).
Poor trousers is getting sent up to the cleaners.
But he is on the run.
It's odds on right now.
Place yer bets.

For those in angst remember Sparticussipussy blogs awhile back.

And who said that Szwagiknickers was only a footnote to Plato?