THE "GUNNERS" ARE IN TEARS
Arsenal Football Club are weeping and crying. They need a hug.
No this is not irony.
This is another part of the Brand-Ross game that few will critique.

Gimme back me football I say.

NEMESIS IN FASHION AGAIN
After so many years of Hubris ruling the waves of self-esteemed social capital it seems that Nemesis returns.
But this invisible and sometimes divine Goddess of retribution ( bring her on I say) has been disturbed and she is now alert after a few years of what we can call her 40 winks.
Who is responsible for giving our Nemesis the new kiss of life?
Who will be next to find their very own Nemesis knocking at their door?

What we need here me maties is a top ten list.
Now get to work with no thought of idle banter.

MR G.W. BUSH HAS TO CEMENT HIS LEGACY SOON
Ok, ok, maybe you say that he has already done that cementing.
But there are just under 3 months left of his president-time and this 3 months is a very long time in politics.

Will he make more war?
Will he try to play golf?
Will he "return" to the booze?
Or will he do all these three things and all at the same time?

Answers please on a postcard addressed to : Education for Five Year old Futures @ Sarah Palin Institute for the deaf dumb and blind kids.

DEAR MR BRAND
Well "Little" boy lost in New York you seem to have lost your dream. The Daily Mail will not be taking you on as an intellectual, cutting-edge, voice of the people.
Maybe "Little Britain" has a spot for you.

In the end, Mr Brand, you will consider that you should only take the piss out of those that are big enough to respond to your intellectual challenges.

Mr Brand man : Take care now because you have been fucked and you hardly know it, yet.

HOOGIE-POOGIE COULD YOU LEND ME A DIME?
Really need a bail-out here.
Trust me I will pay it all back. ( not from my own account, of course).

I call on you all as citizens of the world to lend me a dime.

NATURE STRIKES BACK
Just as your ever-professional Zola gets going on his warm up exercises to be ready for the big game this afternoon - what appens?

A host of waxwings descend upon me training ground.
About 30 at last count.
Most disturbing as I think they are beautiful birds.
OK I like birds anyway........

I'D LIKE TO SPEND SOME TIME IN MOZAMBIQUE
La Luto Continua.

( This has nowt to do with the "End of History" splurgs I just want to have a damned good holiday).
OK maybe I was listening to Dylan and Fanon and.... and double-checking on the twists and turns of Faki-Waki-Woogie baby.

MORALITY TO MATHEMATICS AND MONEY DOTH FLY
It has come to pass ..............

God Damit those Lap-dancers are distracting me from me rightful duties as an old fart.
Where has all the wisdom gone .. where has wisdom gone? Far far away.
You need to sing that by the way.

If the dubious father of a certain Toni Blair would only have had a decent sex education at primary level then the Catholic-Bliar would never have had the need for a Scottish habit.

I HAD INTENDED TO BEHAVE THIS BLOGGING YEAR ... but

I feel a big wobbler coming on.
Problem?
I cannot quite decide which damned mess to concentrate upon.
Anyway at least one thing comes out.

Those that rage about "Marxism" now find themselves able to actually read that body of wicked work.
In fact, it seems, that the works of Karl Marx are selling again and are no longer banned by the blue meanies of the media.

A DAY IN THE LIFE I GUESS

Yesterday was a big nasty. I needed, really needed, to go to the dentist and get an old worn out back tooth pulled.

Still full of mind-blowing pain-killing and legal substances I walked home trying to smoke a fag through one side of my mouth. Every now and then I needed to stop to spit out the damned blood. Fag in hand spitting blood walking through the town.

Many people looked at me, stared even.
But I was high enough not to care.
Puff puff gobb gobb wobble wobble home.

Now, today, I feel guilty.
I ought to have had a bottle of beer in my other hand because that would have given the crowd something to tell their kids.

" Bosses Pay Price as Taxpayers Move In"

The Guardian of Truth today makes yet another headline that almost sends a Fhinking person to Florida.

But I suspect that this is just and yet another sad example of how free Capitalism re-invents itself !

So just to repeat : the bosses pay the price as the taxpayers move in.
Now you understand .............what you tried to say to me... how you suffered for your sanity ...
... as the beat goes on, as the beat goes on.

A LOST PLEASURE PERHAPS

As you know I do not work away from home very much. Some would say I have never worked much at all but that is not the point here.
But sometimes i am thrust into public workplaces a few times in the year and I have begun to notice something.

Fewer and fewer people whistle when they work.
This is sad.

TROUSERS CAN BE TIGHT

After some worrying months it is now clear that "Trousers can be tight" and if you do not believe me go down to the South of Sudan today and you can be sure of a big suprise.

NEW POST
Please give your thoughts for our brave new world a'coming.

Jean-Marie Gets a Nobel Prize

Frenchy guy with a strange sounding name get a Nobel Prize for Lit.

Jean-Marie Gustave Le Clusio ( hope I got that right inspector) is the man.

Shame on me i guess but I will try and pick up now on some of his works which do, by all accounts, deserve readership.
Oh well at least I have another "name" to read when i am in bed without a woman or women.

WHY ?
Why would a first year university student want to listen to an aged old fart who rattles and raves at the most ridiculous levels?

POLITICAL RELATIONSHIPS
It seems to me that a clear FIENDSHIP presents itself as FRIENDSHIP in the atmosphere that we breathe today.

But ; bugger it, I will carry on with friendship even if it is a subversive relationship that will never, never ever, cowtail to idle and idolised senses of contract.

CORRECTION : AS IS OUR POLICY
We said here, under the respectable Zola-Ink-Spots publications, that MP Peter Mandelson was "Qaint and Quibbling".

Due to a technical error mixed with our out-sourced editor we made a big typo.
We should have said that Peter Mandelson was " Qaint and Quisling".

Zola apologiZes for this technical fault although due to circumstances can never promise not to make the same kinds of mistake again.

It is the technology stupid "

NOTHING PERSONAL
Sarah Palin says : " I don't need no smear test" I have always felt that Mr McCain is a straight-up guy.

OCTOBER 9th : DECISION - Get yer bets in now.
The Nobel Prize for Literature will be announced on Oct 9th.
The big bets are silently on Philip Roth.

THE QUAINT AND QUIBBLING HERO RETURNS
Your very own Peter Mandelson is to return to the UK after a spell in the EU.
Mandelson is to join a new team that will return Newcastle United and the Northern Rock to past glories.

BEFORE MEMORY FAILS ME

Lady Diana
Children at your feet
Wonder how you manage
To make them meat.

NOTES FROM THE NORTH
I aspire from my humble shire,
For,
Something beginning with :-

F