THE RESEARCH HAS BEEN DONE
The results are clear.
Those reading and contributing to the pages of this blog are those with :-
a) a high IQ
b) a high measured mass of cerebral matter
c) long penises, and
d) an inability to suffer fools gladly
Friday, November 13, 2009
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The penis of our Anticant
Has long retired from use.
The memories of its past exploits
Turn its poor owner puce.
He'd best forget them fast, methinks,
Because they were so loose.
Humble apologies.
I admit, after reflection, that my view of the long penis thing was stretching it a bit.
Indeed in a postmodern "society" memory and vision is best as short.
I said nothing about shortness, either.
And I delete spam advertisements for Viagra from the Arena and the Burrow.
As Winston Churchill once said in old age, that bird has made its last flight.
And, to paraphrase Wordsworth, those emotions are now best recollected in tranquillity.
Dr Ruth : No cutting of genitals here please. We run an excellent profane site here.
When in doubt Anticant embrace the rabbit.
Dr Ruth : you scare me and if you ever come close to me please remove your false teeth first now there's a good girl.
My teeth are my own.
They're sharp, too.
I'm not known as "dr ruthless" for nothing.
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