THANK HEAVEN FOR LITTLE BOYS SAY THE BRITS

A survey of European males informs us that the French are very well hung indeed. Indeed the French are the biggest dicks in the EU.

The second place in this biggest-dickus survey went to Sweden.

The smallest-dickus place was taken up by the Greeks.

The professional point made here by these university researchers was that there needed to be more rubber in the rubbers for the French and the Swedes. Existing standards remain satisfactory for the Greeks and even their statues.