Tuesday, December 02, 2008

THANK HEAVEN FOR LITTLE BOYS SAY THE BRITS

A survey of European males informs us that the French are very well hung indeed. Indeed the French are the biggest dicks in the EU.

The second place in this biggest-dickus survey went to Sweden.

The smallest-dickus place was taken up by the Greeks.

The professional point made here by these university researchers was that there needed to be more rubber in the rubbers for the French and the Swedes. Existing standards remain satisfactory for the Greeks and even their statues.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pull harder on the other leg it has bells on.

zola a social thing said...

Sorry Long Mid-Wicketer but :-
Do not blame Hermes for this.
If you want somebody to blame and shame try Jan Vinzenz who is the boss of the German based Institute of Condom Consultancy.

And - the French organ stretches to an average 15.48 centimetres when erect. That is a winner I suppose but do not blame me.

The Greeks manage just a little over 12 centimetres on a warm day.

I am too polite to mention London or Scottish averages but I can say that being fit for purpose has nowt to do with it.

Anonymous said...

Quality matters more than quantity

zola a social thing said...

How does a Connoisseur measure this quality rather than quanity we ask !

We would like to know as you are clearly knowledgeable in this area.

Anonymous said...

Connoisseur, can you also tell us where the g-spot is? Tried my Tom-Tom. Google earth is little help either.

Anonymous said...

'Silly Boy, the G-Spot is wherever the government says it is.'

Anonymous said...

You mean the Thames Gateway? Why didn't you say so earlier? Taxiiii...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous?

Fee, fie fo, fum..............

zola a social thing said...

Anonymouse : "The Thames Gateway" ?
Hell even the Greeks would never see it that way.
Anyway I suggest you rethink the kinds of lady that you clearly feel to be sluice-gates.

Anonymous said...

This thread certainly needs a good sluicing.

By Order

zola a social thing said...

Apologies to the sensitive Burrow Beadle.
Twas not meant to cause you trauma and certainly not meant to remind you of history.
Twas only meant to educate and entertain.

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