SATURDAY Arse Out Of Bed Time
Norwich City are playing one of those namby-Pamby London clubs today and I hope my efforts to get out of bed are well rewarded.
Scotland had a gay day in Paris I hear and a certain McFodder became a hero and stuck a thistle up his back passage before running around the pitch at the end of play. Well it takes all types.
Liverpool are keeping over 50 million of credit away from the public as the benches play safe with credit. Shining example to London from the pool. Crouch is back after rumours that he was to be burnt alive due to foot and mouth disease.
Damn it Leeds dis-United keep on winning and move away from relegation zone. At this rate Gawdi the Prezzi-Brutarian Broon will take lessons from Herra Bates.