Saturday, September 15, 2007

SATURDAY Arse Out Of Bed Time
Norwich City are playing one of those namby-Pamby London clubs today and I hope my efforts to get out of bed are well rewarded.
Scotland had a gay day in Paris I hear and a certain McFodder became a hero and stuck a thistle up his back passage before running around the pitch at the end of play. Well it takes all types.
Liverpool are keeping over 50 million of credit away from the public as the benches play safe with credit. Shining example to London from the pool. Crouch is back after rumours that he was to be burnt alive due to foot and mouth disease.
Damn it Leeds dis-United keep on winning and move away from relegation zone. At this rate Gawdi the Prezzi-Brutarian Broon will take lessons from Herra Bates.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Scotland are thinking of bringing back Denis Law now.
My God they will need him when this run of luck ends.
The only league that Scotland should be topping is the drinking league.

zola a social thing said...

Good to hear from you again anonimouse but you are being unfair to Scotland here methinks.
That McFuddyduddy highlight was the best thing that has happened to Scottish foota since Fife Rovers and Falkirk swopped kilts for shorts. Why? Cause they play the up and under game.

But must agree that running around the pitch with a thistle up the rectum is a bit... well... Scottish.

zola a social thing said...

Yeps you guessed it Norwich play Crystal Palace in this Great Exhibition game.
Trouble is Crystal Palace has suffered for years, since 1851 in fact, under the Empire of the Great British Sports Council. Just an excuse for oppression and money-making methinks.

Thank God Norwich City where the good revolutions happen.
Get on that Ball City.....

zola a social thing said...

Man United get a goal but Ronaldobrillcreamo gets yet another yellow asbo.
LooneyRoon is next.
But Everton are not a real Liverpool club anyway. So who cares.

Herra bates, the Leeds Northern Rock, wants to buy Crystal Palace for £1. This has caused much debate especially as Norwich City has already offered two jars of Colemans Mustard.

zola a social thing said...

This is unfair.
After a week of hospital stuff where the ole heart beat is way up anyway me neighbour decides to flaunt herself in a low top as she rakes up the fallen leaves.
How is a person to concentrate on the football we ask?
This should be banned.
Ban the football I say.

Merkin said...

Northern Rock?
Better investing your money in Blackpool Rock.
Chickens, roost etc.
And remember, some organisation has been betting heavily on the 'futures market' that there will be a big crash before 21st September.
In fact, more money has been bet on this than in the days before 9/11 - and we know there was a lot of inside info then.

zola a social thing said...

Indeed Merkin.
Have been trying to think about a British football team made up of worthy souls of the Empire.
Still thinking on this.
So far it is Winnie Churchill in goal and in the back four the biggest pairs of lungs from the Sun.
Next considering those more up front.

You see the lady of the rake is confusing me.

Anonymous said...

what medicines are you on now Zola?
Love to know.

zola a social thing said...

Trousers is confused again as the twisted spires of Chesterfield actually beat Mansfield 3-1. Bring on Edale United we say and make a real game of it.

Rangers? Oh dear me. hehehe bring back Sourness? Maybe not.

Notts Forest ahead this far. That will piss off Thatcher and Broon.

Latest news from Manchester is that Fergie-man was very very upset at Ronaldobrillchreamo performance. But after placing his red balls on the line in the dressing room the naughty Porty-Sporty licked them yellow as an act of repentance. The News of the World is covering this soon.Fergie smiled a little.

Inverness are doing better than Rangers.

zola a social thing said...

Sunderland is beating Reading and the silicon vally lot deserve it.
Come on Hartlepool get into those Swindon lot.

Lets have a real Labour game!!!

zola a social thing said...

Walsall are beating Millwall at half time.
Next half should be interesting.
Only 7 players left.
Insurance companies have stopped all bets.

Inverness are still doing better than Rangers.

zola a social thing said...

Alan Sugar has put in a bid to buy Spurs.( 3 old computers + equity)
He has the support of the private Bank of England so that is ok then.

The Gunners have sent their manager of to a continental spar so he may stop feeling sorry for himself. Trust in our youth programme he said as they put him into the bus. Vote Labour..... the doors closed.

Anonymous said...

Would you have Harold Wilson and Tony Blair together in midfield?

zola a social thing said...

Harold Wilson and Tony Blair in midfield oh yes. I would play for the other team and have a fine time. Show them what a decent red card is all about I would.

Just imagine too the tricky-without-dicky Maggie T at inside forward. Lift her pinkies I would and quickly suspend her judgement-game.

Where is Gawdi pressi-brutarian Brown? Trying to keep up as the linesman and scared to visit the dressing room? His shorts are falling down and the sights are quite awful.

BTW : East Fife are fucked. Inverness is going down now.
Celtic are in trouble with the EU monopoly lot. Bunch of Greenies!

zola a social thing said...

Darlington are beating the arse out of Lincoln. As Grantham is nowhere to be seen that is as close as I can get to common sense.

Inverness are not doing well.

Ipswich are losing and that is good too.

zola a social thing said...

NORWICH CITY BEAT Crystal Palace.

The revolution begins agin.
Norwich - the last place of a real civil uprising in the UK.
Yeee haa
I'm in the back four no shin pads needed.

Oh dear me the neighbour is back again and I must take my glasses down a bit to the end of me nose. What is she doing now?
..................
sori must rush.

Merkin said...

I am finally a true member.
The Boldscot got banned by the Guardian.
After all this time.
And for what?
A comment about Mark Oaten who the Libs are trying to rehabilitate seeing as Ginger Minge is not doing the biz.
And the comment?
'Moook' had asked the following 'and what does the Queen do exactly?'
The Boldscot's reply was succinct and to the point.
.
.
.
'Hires rent boys and writes articles for the Graun'
.
Such are the stuff that lifetime bans are made of.
.
Will that stop us?
Will it fuck.
.
I am a true descendent of Richard Sharpe and the Norwich Rifles, rather than Tom Sharp and the Bloody Verkrampt Trifles.

zola a social thing said...

Power to the elbow me merkin. Join the club. Grows by the hour.
I was rested again yesterday after Saturday games.
The boss thought i had made a return too quickly and was nervous of a new crunch.
Must take care England needs me.
Must take care of me metafarcicals.

Anonymous said...

Obviously, at the end of the day, I agree. Churchill really gave it 110% (and Dresden was only really your typical forwards tackle, after all.) But Wilson, strong on paper, wasn't at his best. Cecil Rhodes though, played a diamond of a match, intrepidly playing yards up front, exploring new territory, well out of his comfort zone. (Yards, I said, not metres.) And Kipling did well during the half-time Darjeeling tea-break (This being a game of two halves. Obviously.) really boosting morale among his teammates, egging them all on for the battle. Outstanding work.

For the whole game, you could see the colours of the British Imperials stretched out across the entire pitch, end to end, as if the sun was never gonna set on these guys. It really did all come down to which side wanted it more.

Obviously, one has to single out Maggie Thatcher, how she didn't cede any territory to those foreigners (even though her constant tackling of the British strikers, as she frantically shouted "the enemy lies within" was a bit uncalled for. Maybe.) And perhaps she has to remember a little bit more that we are all more than just competitive individuals. There's no 'I' in 'society' ..er, I mean 'team'.

zola a social thing said...

Damn it Butwhatif : what about the Sun lungs?
I did try to include them in the "team" and here you are ignoring those babes for the defence.

Norwich City plays again tonight.

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