Wednesday, June 24, 2009

LIFE IN HELL IS RATHER NICE THANK YOU

Forgive the forgivable delays on this normally Punktual blog. The longest day of the year celebrations just seemed to long tall sally along as if the rest of the dismal year was actually escapable.

Highlights? ( None of you are interested in my social policy lectures or even my political reforms and all you seem to want is my personality and my lifestyle anti-choices ) There were many highlights.

Perhaps the one that places me on the right spot and the tight spot was the evening out with three younger ladies - drinking, dancing and all that. When my lungs gave up it was good to see that women today can come out well on top. At least these younger ladies were younger than me.

Right now, at plus 35 degrees C in the sun, I feel like a lizard with a rough tongue bending ( not a dead man walking but a rough tongue bending) but I fear me benders must stop for awhile until I get back to the calms and the shades of the mundane existence that is the cash nexus.

Me pensions are wilting yet again and I guess I must make some effort to bring in some ready cash if I am to survive this summertime in the ways that I deserve.


12 comments:

bwi said...

"When my lungs gave up it was good to see that women today can come out well on top."

Good to see that the viagra works even when one is passed out.

Merkin said...

It's all right for some - I have to do with one at a time.

However, I can show you her picture (as explained to Billy Bones).

He says it's Mars, I say Venus.

http://tinyurl.com/kkn2cp

zola a social thing said...

It is ok to interpret the world but the main point is to change it.

I did that this morning as I went into my little garden at about 0500 hours and in military fashion. I marched around the garden and said to mesen that this is mine all mine. I made this world.

And then a wicked thrush came down upon me head.

Oh how me basic philosophy crumbles at times.

BTW : hello me ole Merkin. Where the hell have you been I ask.

anticant said...

"Life in Hell is rather nice thank you"

The Devil it is!

Merkin said...

Zola, I have been skulking around without the energy to really get much done, that's all.

zola a social thing said...

I suspect that the Anticant and the Merkin need to journey to Italy and join in the festivities that are so popular there.

That should get you both active.

anticant said...

Silvio did send me a pressing invitation to his villa - his pants needed pressing - but I was already bespoken for a party with Lord Mandelson and George Osborne on a Russian billionaire's yacht near Corfu to assist with quantitative easing.

Then I woke up.

Merkin said...

FO Zola, I still have a copy of the election leaflet that Anti grabbed like a jackson babe.

No sweeties for him, I think.


One day, I will get the energy to tell the story of our man who exoceted towards a Yankee who presented a real and continuing threat!!

No wheelchair involved, but the big man 'attacked' the Yank faster than a Dalek on speed.

Forza Whatevera.

anticant said...

Well, he was saying silly things like "We're Safe Under the American Flag".

Merkin said...

Yes, Anti, I remember that!

zola a social thing said...

Nobody is safe under the AntiCant-Merkin flag - that I know.

Risque types they are.

anticant said...

If you don't watch it, Zola, we'll hoist the Jolly Roger and you'll walk the plank.

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