DUE TO THE DEPRESSION...

I must earn a crust again next week. After all those years of work I had hoped for a bit of peace and fun but fuck all that now.

My main theme for next week is really quite simple ( they pay me) but in another way of saying - my theme is :-

" A thing is a thing only when it is thinging".

BREAKING WIND-E-NEWS ON SWINE FLU

There has been found to be a link between prohibition and Swine Flu.

The more prohibition the more Swine Flu.

At last we get some good news.

IT SEEMS TO ME THAT ...

The more people that can read about ultra-Mega-massive stuff the more people can shake their heads in fatalistic disbelief.

Yet to ban the books is one of the worst possible options.

SWEDEN LIKES HOMOSEXUALS MARRIED IN THE CHURCH

It has been 30 years since Swedes said that homosexuals were not beasts to be sent to the knackers yards.

Today homosexuals get married in a church.

Is this the beginning of the "Gay Theology"?

ORGANISING WINTER-WELFARE FOR ALL IS ...

Perhaps it is a Green Man's Burden no more and no less.

As I put out my social "givings" to the little and hungry greedy birds I found a bigger squirrel nicking the whole lot.

I guess I am just an old fashioned Romantic but I do feel that this is a little unfair.

KINDER SCOUT : Protected Now They Say

After wandering over Kinder ( sometimes been burnt to a cinder... and with more stories than even an Anitcant can tell) I hear that those high up peat bogs and rocks and all that are now a natural treasure for the UK.

Anybody remember the protests from a few years ago? Anybody recall the ways that working folk were denied access to the so called "outdoors"?

Brings back a memory. One day as I was tramping upon the Kinder Scout moors I was stopped. A friendly man asked me : " How far is the Snake Inn"?

I Have Just been a feeding of the birds IN MY GARDEN

Then I stopped to cider-consider the real issue.

Was this an act of total absurdity? Was this an act of feeding those that demand feeding?

Or was this an act of welfare for us all together?

I HAVE JUST SEEN

A hyper-ventilating Muppit.

Arh shit this is not going to do my career any good at all.

A FEW DAYS IN THE LIFE

After the first snows it is already starting to feel very cold. At least "up here".

The birds seem crazy in wanting to fatten up.

I think I must fatten up too. I have been that boring old 70 kilos for long enough now. It is time to improve.

I am thinking about eating more.
Problem : ??? :

I likes me steaks red and raw.

WHY I AM SUCH A GOOD EUROPEAN

It is because I am a doppel-ganger.

That is, setting aside, that I am also a decadent as well ordered as the very antithesis of that typical decadent itself.

In fact I have that instinct to be right and wise.

I FEEL OBLIGED TO SEND THIS TO ALL AND SUNDRY

I have been sent this "image" by a woman that has been holidallying in Italy.

I feel it is my duty to inform the public of the dangers that do seem to be rather exciting.

However I publish this picture-text only on the trust that my secret sender inspires.