Wednesday, October 28, 2009

BREAKING WIND-E-NEWS ON SWINE FLU

There has been found to be a link between prohibition and Swine Flu.

The more prohibition the more Swine Flu.

At last we get some good news.

10 comments:

anticant said...

In order to avoid Swine Flu you must prohibit breathing.

"Coughs and sneezes spread diseases"

zola a social thing said...

Trap your germs in a hanki.

the burrow beadle said...

No hanki-panki here.

Catch your atishoos in tissues.

By Order

dame barbara said...

And no breaking wind in front of the ladies! Our needs come first.

zola a social thing said...

very very silly but nice.

Merkin said...

I ate cabbage soup specially in honour of this blog!

herbie vore said...

Welcome to the club, old fart.

zola a social thing said...

May I suggest a good bit of Old Bran mixed with a dram or two of Glencoe "malt"?

If taken it might improve the quality of this blog !

Merkin said...

I do find the need, from time to time, to imbibe when blogging

anticant said...

I do feel the need, from time to time, to imbibe when not blogging.

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