EIGHTY EIGHT IS TWO FAT LADIES
Roll up roll up, smack arse and slide in with the ripples.
No need for oil.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
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Both wine and bread at confirmation were fake and this small site might just attract others that experienced the same. Critical voices? Those that participate? Who knows. For those that find sympathy with a walk on the wild sides of life, mountains, rivers or forests but do not pretend to escape. Other bits and pieces the news and also odds and sods that cry out "leave it off mate". Justly a lark and maybe the lark. But the lark will often land on the cactus.
16 comments:
Now you're back - thank goodness! - there's no need to be vulgar.
Reminds me of the story of a drunk staggering down the road when two nuns are walking in the opposite direction.
As the nuns approach him they wonder which way to walk to avoid him as he staggers. The road is busy so they can't walk off the pavement, so they decide to separate, with one going each side of him.
As they pass the drunk he stops. Then after a moment he turns around, stares at the nuns, and says:
"How the fuck did she do that!"
Tri(ed) me best me ole hearty and still you give me the clockwork orange deal. Be vulgar I will. Banned in the UK, of course.
Loved the blonde bit.
Did I wish you a happy birthday? If not I do so now.
Happy birthday.
Double virgins?
Go for it Ben i boy.
You have nothing to lose but your ....
Hello there, zola. Just thought I'd pop in and say hello.
No double virgins in the Burrow!
By Order
The Crafty Chambermaid is quite enough to cope with, and she isn't even a single virgin.
Bring me a double virgin, please, Ben dear - sorry, I meant a double pink gin!
About time too, big man.
Good to see you - but where have you been?
On her wedding day, my Mother was advised by her Father never to ask her Husband where he had been!
Probably applies to absent bloggers too. He'll tell us if he wants to.
Tell? Will not ! Not tell I will.
And there you have it it a nutty shell.
Should never have returned to the UK. It was not good for me.
I thought that had something to do with it! Hope you'll soon recover fully from the ill effects.
Anyways, it's great to have you back with us.
Damn it if old swazikiknikers can do it so can I.
Suspect the football but ......
we'll see if I can do it. :)
Damn it Swagi I am more north than you. Great to see you again me old.
How are the twins and things in your neck of the woods?
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