Wednesday, October 17, 2007

EIGHTY EIGHT IS TWO FAT LADIES

Roll up roll up, smack arse and slide in with the ripples.
No need for oil.

16 comments:

anticant said...

Now you're back - thank goodness! - there's no need to be vulgar.

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the story of a drunk staggering down the road when two nuns are walking in the opposite direction.

As the nuns approach him they wonder which way to walk to avoid him as he staggers. The road is busy so they can't walk off the pavement, so they decide to separate, with one going each side of him.

As they pass the drunk he stops. Then after a moment he turns around, stares at the nuns, and says:

"How the fuck did she do that!"

zola a social thing said...

Tri(ed) me best me ole hearty and still you give me the clockwork orange deal. Be vulgar I will. Banned in the UK, of course.
Loved the blonde bit.

Did I wish you a happy birthday? If not I do so now.
Happy birthday.

zola a social thing said...

Double virgins?
Go for it Ben i boy.
You have nothing to lose but your ....

Anonymous said...

Hello there, zola. Just thought I'd pop in and say hello.

Anonymous said...

No double virgins in the Burrow!

By Order

Anonymous said...

The Crafty Chambermaid is quite enough to cope with, and she isn't even a single virgin.

Anonymous said...

Bring me a double virgin, please, Ben dear - sorry, I meant a double pink gin!

Merkin said...

About time too, big man.

trousers said...

Good to see you - but where have you been?

anticant said...

On her wedding day, my Mother was advised by her Father never to ask her Husband where he had been!

Probably applies to absent bloggers too. He'll tell us if he wants to.

zola a social thing said...

Tell? Will not ! Not tell I will.
And there you have it it a nutty shell.
Should never have returned to the UK. It was not good for me.

anticant said...

I thought that had something to do with it! Hope you'll soon recover fully from the ill effects.

Anyways, it's great to have you back with us.

zola a social thing said...

Damn it if old swazikiknikers can do it so can I.
Suspect the football but ......

Anonymous said...

we'll see if I can do it. :)

zola a social thing said...

Damn it Swagi I am more north than you. Great to see you again me old.

How are the twins and things in your neck of the woods?

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