CAMPING STANDARDS FOR NULABOR CONFERENCES ( get togethers)
07.00 Cooks aroused
07.30 Campers aroused
08.15 Breakfast
08.30 Washing-up, cleaning and airing of the bedding
10.00 Inspection, flag break ; prayers
10.15 Activities
13.00 Light lunch
14.00 Activities
17.30 Tea and biscuits
19.00 Dinner followed by free time
20.30 Camp fire and yarns and story telling ; songs
21.30 Prayers ( followed by a hot drink, soup or cocoa )
22.00 Lights out ( silence)
Thursday, July 03, 2008
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16 comments:
This is what I have been saying all along.
Time to air your bedding methinks even if you are the Governor of Bermuda now.
Remember Blair slept there too.
We have Nannies to do most of this.
Wake up to the real world.
International Feminist : It is your turn to do the washing up : I have already aired your bed.
I´m now off for me tea and biscuits.
The first task of all these aroused cooks and campers is to check that all tent poles and other rigid objects are properly erected.
Nothing better than "scouting for boys".....
Do if for empire, my boy, for Queen and country.
Pass the marshmallows, arkala.
I forgot to pack something important, Brown Owl.
I will do my best Jonny P
Lights Out.
Silence.
Suddenly,
'Is that a mobile phone in yer jammies, or are you just pleased to see me, Gordon?'
'I am just pleased to see you, Mandy'
Merkin : Did you have your hot drink or cocoa?
Suspect you did not you naughty boy.
Zola - you forgot to mention the red flag being lowered at sunset.
Zola, I believe you should thank Viscount Vaz for his comments.
Something along the lines of:
"Just a quick note to thank you for all your help ... leading up to Wednesday's blog comments. I wanted you to know how much I appreciated all your help. I trust it will be appropriately rewarded! With thanks and best wishes, Zola.""
Well Heff goon : Would you like raw or stewed fruit?
Zola are you a f..ing romantic?
"Washing up, cleaning and airing of the bedding" ?????????????????
New Labour does not do that.
BTW : Thanks to heff goon I finally see what this Lord Vaz had to do with it.
Next time Zola please write clearly and reference your comments.
That is the standard for a good blogger.
Standards?
Here?
Knock me down with a Manchester Weather.
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