Thursday, July 03, 2008

CAMPING STANDARDS FOR NULABOR CONFERENCES ( get togethers)

07.00 Cooks aroused
07.30 Campers aroused
08.15 Breakfast
08.30 Washing-up, cleaning and airing of the bedding
10.00 Inspection, flag break ; prayers
10.15 Activities
13.00 Light lunch
14.00 Activities
17.30 Tea and biscuits
19.00 Dinner followed by free time
20.30 Camp fire and yarns and story telling ; songs
21.30 Prayers ( followed by a hot drink, soup or cocoa )
22.00 Lights out ( silence)

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is what I have been saying all along.

zola a social thing said...

Time to air your bedding methinks even if you are the Governor of Bermuda now.
Remember Blair slept there too.

Anonymous said...

We have Nannies to do most of this.
Wake up to the real world.

zola a social thing said...

International Feminist : It is your turn to do the washing up : I have already aired your bed.
I´m now off for me tea and biscuits.

Anonymous said...

The first task of all these aroused cooks and campers is to check that all tent poles and other rigid objects are properly erected.

Nothing better than "scouting for boys".....

Anonymous said...

Do if for empire, my boy, for Queen and country.

Anonymous said...

Pass the marshmallows, arkala.

Anonymous said...

I forgot to pack something important, Brown Owl.

zola a social thing said...

I will do my best Jonny P

Merkin said...

Lights Out.
Silence.
Suddenly,
'Is that a mobile phone in yer jammies, or are you just pleased to see me, Gordon?'
'I am just pleased to see you, Mandy'

zola a social thing said...

Merkin : Did you have your hot drink or cocoa?
Suspect you did not you naughty boy.

Anonymous said...

Zola - you forgot to mention the red flag being lowered at sunset.

Anonymous said...

Zola, I believe you should thank Viscount Vaz for his comments.

Something along the lines of:

"Just a quick note to thank you for all your help ... leading up to Wednesday's blog comments. I wanted you to know how much I appreciated all your help. I trust it will be appropriately rewarded! With thanks and best wishes, Zola.""

zola a social thing said...

Well Heff goon : Would you like raw or stewed fruit?

Anonymous said...

Zola are you a f..ing romantic?
"Washing up, cleaning and airing of the bedding" ?????????????????
New Labour does not do that.

BTW : Thanks to heff goon I finally see what this Lord Vaz had to do with it.
Next time Zola please write clearly and reference your comments.
That is the standard for a good blogger.

Merkin said...

Standards?
Here?

Knock me down with a Manchester Weather.

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