YOU ARE NICKED DRUNKEN IN CHARGE OF A LAWNMOWER
Before you get at me and abuse my self-esteem I would like to say that our good Anticant speeding around the posh areas of London is OK and his wheelie-chair is OK too ( it has a laptop attached).
So too with our Trousers and his sexy bicycle things. All OK.
Just about OK is our Merkin who always seems to end up in trouble when he takes a supermarket trolly for a ride downhill.
So let me not judge for I know not good from bad.
Anyway two Swedish men, adults around 40 years of age, have been caught by the local law-enforcers. Drunk in charge of two motorised lawnmowers. They were speeding to the pub.
They said that they were not in good condition to drive a car.
The police were not impressed.
Rumour has it that it was the wives that telephoned the police to tip them off.
Swedish women never had a decent sense of humour.....
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7 comments:
Quite correct.
There is no humour here at all.
We suport the police in their work to maintain moral safety.
Good on those women!
Count yourself lucky you are not Max Mosley's wife. He claims - in support of his libel action - that she has been "devastated" because throughout 48 years of married life she had no inkling of his frolics with prostitutes [with or without Nazi uniforms].
How pathetic can these creepy men get?
25 years since I pushed anyone in a supermarket trolley - and, yes, I was drunk as a skunk.
"Rumour has it that it was the wives that telephoned the police"
Bloody grasses. I hope, when they got home from the copshop, those husbands cut them down to size.
Perhaps if they'd been on the grass not on the road (assuming that to be the case) they would have been let off - firstly for not causing danger to road traffic, and secondly for mowing the grass as they went.
Hic.
Keep yer eyes on the road, yer hands upon the wheel...
We are sitting back seat hugging and ......
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