Friday, July 11, 2008

FUNDING EVENTS COMING UP SOON
My saucy sources tell me that two fund raising events are planned :-

1. A Millwall football team is to play the "Best of NuLabor". All proceeds will go to the National Health Service Reform Fund.

2. A Hull Rugby team is due to play against the "Best of the Guardian". All proceeds will go to the "Guardian America Project".

Have you heard of any other events that might interest us?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes Zola : We hear of one event coming up.
Senior Citizens have made a pact. They will form up soon throughout the land and then go on the rampage. They will knock off as many police hats as is possible.
We hear that a bed and breakfast in the clink is cheaper than living at home.

Anonymous said...

There's a non-black tie fundraising dinner, with Gordon Brown giving a lecture on the role of the anti-hero in Western civilization.

Tickets begin at 15k.

Reductions can be negotiated for all those who leave nothing on their plates.

Contact: heathcliffeevents@numberten.org

Merkin said...

AntiCant versus Mary Whitehouse, two falls a knockout or a submission, would have been a great one, at the time.

anticant said...

Wook has suggested Ann Widdecombe vs. Harriet Harman. a naked mud-wrestle between these two would surely be rivetting, but I wouldn't want either of them to win!

Anonymous said...

Anyone for golf?

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