Monday, December 01, 2008

THERE REALLY MUST BE ORDER IN THE UK HOUSE
After years and years of very very strange goings-ons in the UK house it is up to the responsible citizens to demand an enquiry.
We call on the SPEAKER to take charge of this leaking ship.
We call him OUR Speaker.


14 comments:

anticant said...

Gorbals Mick is too busy going on expensive shopping sprees with his wife in paid for by you and me.

anticant said...

That should read "in taxis paid for by our taxes"

Anonymous said...

But surely Gorbals has no balls at all?
erd it from a taxi driver ewe knew is missus.

Anonymous said...

Gordo ad Yvette Cooper have Ed Balls.

And the whole lot of 'em talk loadsaballs.

Off with their heads!

zola a social thing said...

No circumnavigations in the heads.
by order !

Anonymous said...

I hereby charge that this site has been responsible for grooming independent thought. Yes, grrroooming, I said. Dirty, filty thing is grooming. Off with his hard drive, I say.

Merkin said...

Wait till Wednesday.

The Queen must speak (and I am not referring to Grumpy's next post).

Regulated, I tell you, we are all regulated.

Anonymous said...

What impertinence! Off with his sporran.

By Order

zola a social thing said...

Do not fret me old Grumpy Queen this is only the way the Merkin tries to get a spot on BBC radio.

Well BB take care for what you wish for here. To have Merkin defrock has some very considerable consequences that are too much to even consider let alone discuss on this moral public blog.

zola a social thing said...

Who was it that said the ruling class rule through a law and order machine that is incestuous?

The big question here is surely why are so many people surprised.

The second question is : what difference will the present fancy debates make?

Should our glorious leaders be well hung?

Anonymous said...

This blog is now under investigation.

With funds from the tax payer justice and democracy will prevail I assure you.

The Met Poly Pot has been tasked with this job so anybody posting on this site can expect early morning calls.

zola a social thing said...

Breaking News :-
Iceland is advertising this week for a Speaker.
Qualifications needed are, at least, a love for fishy things and experience of fish and finger pies.

Hope that helps "By Appointment".

Merkin said...

Do I have to submit my finger prints?

Do I have to give a sample of DNA?

Do I get the job?

zola a social thing said...

Oh dear me me Merkin is in a temper tantrum again.
"Do I... Do I... Do I ...." and all that leads us into thinking that Merkin really asks to be placed by the Borrow Beadle into a bondage scene.

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