Wednesday, December 03, 2008

UK LEADS THE WAY
We hear that, at long last, UK folk can rest in their beds easily now. The introduction of LIE DETECTORS is to become the reality.

The next trials are due to be held today during the Queens Speech and thereafter during the responses from the right honourable members of P.

By this afternoon some time all will be revealed.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yet more twitter from Zola.
The fact is that a lie detector test is only planned for those that abuse the benefit systems.

zola a social thing said...

Herra Anonymouse : Oh how I wish you would just go away but as you are soooo very kind to keep visiting let me provide a good service for the likes of you :-
a) The UK politicans and MEP's are abusing benefits ! Fact.
b) Fraud is one of the distinctive traits of the honourable.

Anyway do not fret. The Speaker today will claim that his necessary use of the mobile phone, due to pressures of his high and dignified position, has destroyed his short term memory.

Anonymous said...

Have you ever been "groooomeeeed" missus?
How tickled I am.

zola a social thing said...

The only big news this far is that the Queen was Grumpy.
She gave short-time to the hole ting.

zola a social thing said...

But wait a minute.
There is an excuse coming out already.
The weak cool-lective is spinning the :We have lied to ourselves line.

Bring in the psychologists already well prepared by a certain G W Bush culture.

zola a social thing said...

Latest update(before I fall asleep).

Ants are to be terrorising the UK and they link with the Lasius Neglectus which sounds like a nice Biblical term to me.

Anticant should be informed.

zola a social thing said...

Wait a second ( just before I sleep).
The ants are creeping back into the woodwork to jointhe rats.

Merkin said...

Meanwhile the JCdM Coroner gets away with directing a jury in a perverse way.

anticant said...

The Speaker doesn't sem to use a mobile [or any other] phone. He says he only received an important message concerning the current brouhaha from the Acting Metropolitan Commissioner yesterday by post.

Seems the Met can't afford first class stamps any more, let alone couriers. It takes about five minutes to walk from New Scotland Yard to the Palace of Westminster.

If HM had more chutzpah she would have binned the Gracious Speech and dissolved Parliament from the Throne. That would really have been fun.

What a shower they all are - each one saying "But nobody told ME!"

Anonymous said...

The introduction of LIE DETECTORS is to become the reality.

Damn. There are still job opportunities in this recession, reading polygraphs. I wish, at school, I'd been better at polymath.

anticant said...

Why do people assume that lie detectors tell the truth?

zola a social thing said...

At last our devine Anticant displays his yearning for the dialectic of the Enlightenment project.
We ask if our Anticant has been hiding things from us through a host of recent hot statements.

anticant said...

I have no statement to make - hot or otherwise.

zola a social thing said...

You will, you will

anticant said...

No-one told me nuffink Gov, honest.

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