NIGELLA I AM SO SORRY BUT ...
It has been revealed. Me past has come back to haunt me.
I have no choice but to admit that I was on TV in the 1980s with my own recipe.
Yes on a kind of cook-food-thing programme.
However all is not lost. I remain standing up proud in front of Nigella.
My half an hour was with pea soup mixed with me own special things.
Pea soup a metaphor for the times.
Sorry Nigella I never meant to get you out of bed in the early hours.
Thursday, January 08, 2009
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"Standing up proud in front of Nigella"? Really!
I expect the truth of the matter is that she kicked you out of bed in the early hours.
Quite right too.
A supercook known as Nigella
Said "that Zola is not a bad fella.
His bangers and mash
Have made such a big splash
That now they're an A1 best seller."
Who said that sex and food never mix well together?
As my old friend the late great diva Anna Russell used to say:
'Shakespeare says "If music be the food of love, play on". He doesn't say on WHAT - but I think it's a marvellous idea!'
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