PASSING OVER LENT AND ON THE ROAD TO RECOVERY
After a careful consideration for the feelings of my frustrated parish I decided to make an attempt to enjoy things like Hot Cross Bunnies. A very, no, very very, educational experience was had by all as a Good Friday merged into what can only be called the New Saturday of the Sacred Cows.
And then, in the still early morning, as I remained smoking and hot, I spotted a Snow (shoe) Hare gobbling up me bloody bird food.
I spotted the beast because its pure white hair was changing too quickly to a summer brownish colour. We are still with snow up here you see. I suspect that poor Snow Hare can expect a big pasting from the resident black hooded crows soon.
Sometimes I have watched as the big birds attack both the hare and others. Believe you me it would hurt.
Now let that be a big warning to those that will talk about Easter Bunny things and Hot Cross Black Hooded Crows.
Next time to attend a protest demonstration make sure you wear the right colours so to fit into the scene.
Let all this be a warning, for all.
Those that change their spots too early in the natural ordering of things get a kind of cum-up-pance quickly.
Saturday, April 11, 2009
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Did that "Hot Cross Bunny" experience deepen your sense of suffering in sexy way?
Please do not try to get politics into this.
I'm off to watch the football.
Dear Auntie Zola,
Recently, I had what I think you call a cum-up-pance (it was with a bit of a hot cross bunny, down a dark alley). But now I have discovered some spots. What should I do?
Well Discharged from Dorking :-
First check that your spectacles are clean. Then if the spots remain do follow these instructions at once :-
1. Dose with caustic soda rinse and then,
2. Wash down well with vinegar.
Also when entering any dark ally it is best to use a long torch to inspect things first.
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