Thursday, April 02, 2009

Gordon Brown : G20 Own Goal

As the G20 information system gains momentum Gordi Broon has put his finger in the pie and pulled out a plum and then said FUCK IT .. and said what a bad boy I am.

The global arms trade giant BAE ( British Aerospace and Marconi and all the little tax havens ) are furious at this G20 information pack.

My source tells me that Brown has a cunning plan to keep BAE stable and in a growth curve. It is understood that brown has invented a new word for protectionism.
Watch this aerospace !

11 comments:

hazel blears said...

Is this subversive stuff what you call "family values"?

Watch it!

zola a social thing said...

Value-Added it is.

dolly and mandy said...

Gordon Brown Has Saved the World.

- official.

Step aside, Jesus.

zola a social thing said...

Oh dear me "The Uses of Enchantment".

Whatever next?

Bodwyn Wook said...

Mandy? Mandy Rice-Davies, ah, girl let me, um, ah, press you to my bosom!

(I was just thirteen and you-know-whatting furiously at opportunity when she and Ms Keeler with a couple of screws buggered the WHOLE cabinet, so that it fell all to bits. 'A little Trollope', indeed! What a paradisal prospect it all was to a sensitive adolescent boy, of coming adulthood -- what a letdown! Dear me., I feel as misused and misled as Viole Falusche, himself, in /The Palace Of Love/, by Mr Jack Vance. I'll have my revenge yet, I tell you...I will!)

Moving right along, no oats and alfalfa sowed today although I could have just gotten away with it here, sunny and just dry enough for my little Fordson tractor before a nice Spring snowfall at the weekend, but I am lumbered indoors with God-damn business doings and hopeless paperwork struggles, so that the asparagus is still covered up....

anticant said...

'Dolly' is Derek Draper, a NuLabour spin merchant who runs a pisspoor blog called Labourlist which some unkind people have dubbed Labourlost. 'Mandy' is Lord Peter Mandelson.

The Rice-Davies lady added an an immortal phrase to our political history when she retorted to Lord Astor's protestations that he knew nothing about the goings-on at his poolside between Profumo and Christine Keeler "Well, he would say that, wouldn't he?" [Titters in court].

Billy (aged 6) said...

Dear Mister Zola from Lapland,
Please could you let your friend Santa know that I want a Minstry of The Fence action man for next Christmas. They are new. And if Santa buys one for me, then a portion of the profits will go to the minstry. But all I'll get for Christmas is probably a lousy X-box. I want to fight for democracy when I grow up. Space and astronauts are boring. Please pass this on to Santa.

PS I have been a good, socially-cohesive responsible citizen boy. I do not drop litter and I do not say anything extreme. Mrs Blears would like me.

zola a social thing said...

Well you guys ( and Little Billy) the only connection that I can find between these intellectual intrigues that pose as posts for firm debate - and my pure and original bit of wisdom is this :-
BAE is linked to those like Astor and Parfume Gardens which in turn belittle and spin-doctor the bollockical process which get filled with B-Liars and the like.

Never let a blog become a Bollocks-Cracey.

As for Santa : Please send your wishes to the IMF.

hazel blears said...

Whether of not I like Little Billy, I'm not at all sure that I like Big Zola.

Uppitty, he is.

Merkin said...

My source tells me that Brown has a cunning plan....

Cunning plan?

Cunning stunt, more likely.

anticant said...

Do you remember The Cunning Stunts? Hadn't heard that Mrs Brown was one of them.

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