Wednesday, April 01, 2009

ZOLA WILL RETURN TO FAMILY VALUES IN BLOGGING
Let it be known that Zola feels that he has been far to lenient and all too often shown a fuzzy morality in this blog site. I must take my part of the blame for this sad condition of our once honourable institution of bloggers.

So from today Zola will not allow inappropriate, suggestive or subversive acts to be soiling this site.

16 comments:

black beard said...

Try and stop me will you.
You are just a Wloody Banker.

Soon we get you to Palk the Wlank.

Jacqui Blue said...

Cillices, Merkins and Buttplugs above you these days?

zola a social thing said...

Black Beard and Jacqui Blue : Do you not realise that your kinds of mischief making only work to keep the good advertisers away and therefore prevent the trickle down effect for all less fortunate others.

I must call for self-discipline here.

anticant said...

Well, it IS April Fools' Day after all....

miss whiplash said...

No self-discipline on this site. Send for me. My charges are very reasonable, as Max Mosley will tell you.

john major said...

Back to basics! Mine's a hot Currie, please.

zola a social thing said...

Anticant and Miss Whiplash : I was actually calling for self-discipline and regulation not your kinds of warped flamboyant flagelation.

Get a grip you lot.

What is at stake here is the very morality of the real working classes.

zola a social thing said...

John Major : Welcome to this site that is, as you can see, under repair and new management, on this good day of the year.
In fact I adore hot curry sometimes especially when really Asian.
We all need a bit of Asian spicey-ness sometimes do we not.

I do hope that you return to this site Mr Major as you are the kind of honourable gentleman that we now try to bring into our blogging world.

Made in barn said...

How are you concerned that morality of real working classes will be ruined by this site?

I don´t believe that your site is allowed at factories in China /or in China generally and besides those kids working there can´t read english?

zola a social thing said...

Made in barn : You really must see that the trickle down effect works.

The new morality that springs from this new management site will trickle down to all of humanity.

zola a social thing said...

Again, Dave and Boris, this is not the way to work ourselves away from this global moral problem.

To kiss arse is rather vile and to expect a person to kiss the arse of a Boris ( or especially a nice blogger Dave) is really quite an opposition to what may have been meant.

I tell you now I am going to clean up this mess. Trust me.

the burrow beadle said...

What you need on this site is a Beadle. Not any old common-or-garden Beadle, but a genuine authetic Burrow Beadle.

I am at your service - for a consideration.

Bodwyn Wook said...

Thous shalt not live on smut alone...but it helps!

Campaign for Nuclear-family Disarmament said...

Make love, not boring blogs.

zola a social thing said...

We thank you all for your valuable contributions.
You can rest assured that this crisis of the blogarsesphere will be resolved in the next few hours.

In fact the agreements already shown here on this reformed blog site do give us all hope for a steady future.

anticant said...

Zola does not do boring blogs. Neither do I.

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