Tuesday, December 08, 2009


I was bonking with a beautiful mermaid by the seashore.

You must excuse me right now I need to go back to bed.


anticant said...

Sounds fishy to me. And watch out in case Mrs Zola finds seaweed in the sheets.

But we can all dream, can't we?

Thank goodness.

zola a social thing said...

But Anticant ! This was real.

I have just re-employed my lawyer to manage the crisis.

anticant said...

Sounds as if what you need is a marriage guidance counsellor rather than a legal eagle.

Or maybe that dear old turtle??

zola a social thing said...

Anticant ! How can you always get things wrong?

If you might talk about a mirage council along with me turtle then I might, just might, begin to believe that my hair-dresser loves me for ME myself.

anticant said...

First you say it was a dream.

Then you say it was real.

Now you tell us you have a hair-dresser.

Next you will be boasting that you still have some hair.....

What is the bald truth?

Merkin said...

Merkin is The Bald Truth.

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