Tuesday, December 08, 2009

I HAD A DREAM

I was bonking with a beautiful mermaid by the seashore.

You must excuse me right now I need to go back to bed.

6 comments:

anticant said...

Sounds fishy to me. And watch out in case Mrs Zola finds seaweed in the sheets.

But we can all dream, can't we?

Thank goodness.

zola a social thing said...

But Anticant ! This was real.

I have just re-employed my lawyer to manage the crisis.

anticant said...

Sounds as if what you need is a marriage guidance counsellor rather than a legal eagle.

Or maybe that dear old turtle??

zola a social thing said...

Anticant ! How can you always get things wrong?

If you might talk about a mirage council along with me turtle then I might, just might, begin to believe that my hair-dresser loves me for ME myself.

anticant said...

First you say it was a dream.

Then you say it was real.

Now you tell us you have a hair-dresser.

Next you will be boasting that you still have some hair.....

What is the bald truth?

Merkin said...

Merkin is The Bald Truth.

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