Sunday, April 22, 2007

CONFESSIONS OF A BLOG SNIFFER

The narccissistic nature of blogging often twists itself arse about face. Confessions are coming everywhere as if they were out of fashion.
So here are three confessions from a Zola seeking salvation :-

- ought not to have placed an official flag at half mast on the death of John Lennon.
- ought not to have been involved in both a groom and a best man being placed in jail the night before the wedding. This especially as I was that bestman.
- ought not to have placed bra and panties on the flag pole of a highly rated hotel and ought not to have laughed when the newspapers printed a picture of this deed.

For these deeds the Sunday Zola confesses.
But mesuspecks there are others in this lark of blogopeers that need to confess too and need to feel the spiritual glow at finally coming clean.

So by the power vested in me I will hear your confessions on each and every Sunday.

Warning : Best book early to stop Anticant and Lavenderblue filling the net to overfill and crashing the whole damned thing.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

We are gratifed to know that in the eyes of the esteemed Zola the burrow is a highly rated hostelry. The lady in question - if it WAS a lady - has still to reclaim the said garments from the burrow court on payment of a small fine [drinks all round in the Snug].

We eagerly await the further confessions of the Naked Kayaker, though we cannot promise absolution in advance.

zola a social thing said...

Zola will not listen to any confessions more - until that is, next Sunday. Sunday is confession day.

really must bring some order to these blog places yer know.

Anonymous said...

Can you be done for murderous thoughts ?

Anonymous said...

If so, I wouldn't have the time to do anything else but confess.........

Anonymous said...

Oh,trousers..remember you are a gentleman........

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