Wednesday, February 13, 2008

DUE TO PUBLIC DEMAND A STATEMENT IS NECESSARY
After various tabloid-type comments that fly around and then grow as the gossip grows I must say something before I burn.
Yes : I have been to bed with a cat.
No : I have never been a member of any Trade Union.

Yes : I have shaved a pussy.
No : I have never been a member of any Trade Union.

4 comments:

Merkin said...

I was a member of The British Association of Colliery Managers.
Have shaved lots of Pussies.
I have been to bed with a few cats.
I did burn a little after the last shaven raven I went to bed with.
Ok, now, though.
Do I get an award?

zola a social thing said...

Merkin me old : No Award.
In fact you are terribly close to my wrath.
I suspect you have Trade Union links.

Remember the big reasons why we get found to be guilty.

Anonymous said...

My client is not amused.

zola a social thing said...

I bet 100 to 1 that our LaviBlue has been to bed with a cat too!!!
A fox.
A ............
But I doubt been to bed with a Trade Union.
Hope that helps.

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