Monday, February 04, 2008

FINDING A CENTRE : WHAT IS MONDAY FOR ?
What a day. Did the washing of the clothes and a bra strap got caught in the total machine. Round and round went the bloody great wheel caught and caught the over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder seals.
What is a Monday for we ask.
If it is not for this kind of fiasco?

Sori for the lack of Swans today but now i understand what Homer tried to say to me. Oh how he suffered for his sanity.
Blame it on the bra straps I do.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

You've got the Monday morning Bras.

anticant said...

So you got your bra strap tangled in the washing machine? Serves you right! Transvestite naked kayakers shouldn't wear bras when doing the washing. Sounds like you've been at the single malts again. I'd stick to knicker nicking if I were you.

zola a social thing said...

Why do you laugh at my misfortunes?
Damn it I am traumatized with a z.
Anyway if you are not kinder to me I will display more of the swans.
No wonder Gordon Broon is confused with you lot as the state of the art in the UK.

Anonymous said...

There was a young student of John's
Who wanted to bugger the swans.
'No!' said the head porter,
'you can have my daughter
But those birds are reserved for the Dons.'

- traditional Cambridge verse

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