Wednesday, February 06, 2008

NORWICH CITY FC BRINGS FOG ON THE TYNE
Season ticket holders from Norwich City FC are being rewarded for their trust in this historic community. A 10% value-added Christmas present is in store for all.
A certain K.Keegan is quite pissed off again and is throwing a tantrum. He was heard yelling that : " The grey haired one was not a virgin as I know it and should be sunk in the waters of the Tyne."
But help is on the way. A certain Hilarious Erectable Clitoris is frothing at the mouth in her bid to keep the UK wet-sports together. She said :-
" The UK is the mother of all democracy and we, here in the United States, are ready to re-unite you all through our progressive investments."

3 comments:

Merkin said...

'Hilarious Erectable Clitoris is frothing at the mouth...'

What vision from the Zo-zo.
Except, not acceptable to Japanese Americans.

I remember being on a sales course and on the last day we had a team quiz.
The Japanese management trainee was asked to name the pedals on a car.
He successfully mangled 'accelerator' and 'brake' and then said 'I am not even going to attempt the other one'.

zola a social thing said...

Put them on automatic I say.
Just click here.

Anonymous said...

Bill,
Cigar Out Ready When I Come Home,
By Order, Hills xxx

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