PEELING POTATOES AS A POTATORY EXPERT
Having four mouths to feed today I found myself counting the spuds. I ended up with four times four which equals 16. So far so good. But then came the strange bit ( strange at least for those that actually peel spuds and make meals at home) I began counting the numbers again every time I sliced away a bit of spud skin ... 1...2...6...12...pieces of spud lost and binned. It was then that I saw the connection with politics and core voters.

Damn it then came the onions.
Best I go skateboarding methinks and soon.

THE GREAT CONVERSATION CONTINUES
Cloak my words in ashes
Smoke my eyes with gas,
Poke my head with needles
Stroke my pain with slush.

Fuck my arse with paper.
Muck me around.

But you,
You blocked my ears before
With wax
And now I cannot hear you.

FUCK IT HAVE I SINNED AGIN?
Had a wonderful Easter time. Family, home, sun, snow, books and all that. I even watched two films ( Lord of Rings and Harry Potter stuff) wonderful and I loved it all.
But I also read a few bits and pieces. Red in bed as it were. Rather be read in bed than dead I thought to mesen.
Read a bit of Jacques Ellul agin I did. You know, where the technology becomes a technique, that is THE culture, without critique.
Anyway I am still here and around and about.
Fuck me survived another Easter.

EASTER TIME
Your ever present Zola wishes a very happy Easter to all the suffering folk. But remember we all have a full moon coming up right now.
BTW : Outside me house here we have blue sky and sun and lots of snow.
Think I will just hang around this Easter and imagine what travelling might be on an Easter Egg.

IT'S A WINDSDAY AND A HISTORIC DAY AT THAT
Today during the inevitable farce of "Question Time" for the UK Prime Minister the Oh My God Broon began with a total smacker. After a question from the Conservative vice-royal, Webcam-Babbooooon, Broony boy said that he would not support an independent Tibet. The reply from the right wing was enough to shock even a bold scot. Webcam said that was right. Broon replied that all his decisions were right.
This is an historic day for UK politics. The Nu Labor admits it is Right.

As the webcam Baboon smiled Gordi boy was lost. The joke had escaped his intellect.

BREAKING WIND-E-NEWS
The rightly ponderable Toni Blair is to be investigated for his negligent behaviour. As we understand it, from sources, Blair was negligent in his promotion of the British Army Tourism Services ( BATS, for short) and deaths happened because of this.

WHY DOES FRIDAY EXIST?
It cannot be a Free Day now can it.
Maybe it has something to do with sexy Freda.
Ah dunno.

SOUTH SEA BUBBLES OR NORMALITY?
Oh dear me the wise and the great of the media politics waste so much paper and ink on their pathetic version of a global recession.
My dears this is normal for a free-wheeling capitalism.

So when you are run over by the truth one day, just say :-
" You put your bombers in, you put your conscience out,
You take the human being and you twist it all about
So scrub my skin with women
Chain my tongue with whisky
Stuff my nose with garlic
Coat my eyes with butter
Fill my ears with silver" ......
Stick my penis in plaster
Tell me lies about the South Sea Bubble without a condom.

LITTLE NEED FOR PENIS ENVY
We read and see all the time today about the naughty-bits. Even some academics, and especially those academics that are vertically challenged, wish to make public their feelings concerning bums and tits. It is time then for Zola to calm things down abit.
My penis ( a wicked willy never to be trusted) erects itself on places like the bus. It is the good vibrations that does it methinks. But it is hell when the bus stop gets nearer.
OK it maybe that it pays to advertise but I doubt it somehow.
It is high time for men ( and others) to make public the times when wicked willy acts out in public and causes a scene.

WHEN TURKEYS VOTE FOR CHRISTMAS
It seems to me that there have been many times when turkeys have voted for Christmas. When Finnish folk voted in this latest right wing government for example. When the UK voted in the Blairite regime for another example.
Perhaps there are more selective and tight examples flying around and about in this circle of rogues.
Like to hear some I would.

Message Today
Those that REALLY benefit from the "Arms Trade" are being arrested.
Get back to you soon if I can.

I MUST SAY SORRY
Judge Drudge is OK.

A JOLLY PLOUGHBOY SPINS
A Sunday question must be :-
Is a Jolly Ploughboy as happy as a maybe-might-be King?

THE GHOSTS ARE COMING BACK
Hey Mr BrownMachineMan play a song for me
On my sweet peon....
I am not going anywhere.

Swagiman has allowed the word "sorry" now so I can say sorry for this new mad March day. Nostalgia is better now than it ever was.
Van Morrison is to make a new set of recordings.
Dylan is up to something new, and ...
The Highlander Folk School remains alive.

Let's start the month as we wish to move beyond it.