WHAT CARE I FOR WIND OR WEATHER ?
Steal your soul, boys
Don't let it go boys,
Sail it homeward
To Bonkers Bay.
and then :-
Bonkers Bay
And walk ashore
Blogger Lads for evermore.
Bonker lads ......
Ah well - best get back to the seas agin methinks.
Not fit to live on shore.
Happy New Year to Ya'll
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Monday, December 29, 2008
Friday, December 26, 2008
THE BLUES RUN THE GAME
IT will come as a shock to me regulars but "red" gets an ASBO today and me normally colourful displays are thought to be nasty and threatening to those poor sensitive souls of generation Z. But I am allowed to use "green".
BUT : Damn it all Harold Pinter must somehow continue. We have just lost, this Xmas, Adrian Mitchell. We have lost our beloved "Cat Women" and her old fashioned house. Damnit it is time to be red on the bed, beside the bed and sometimes under the bed. This may sound potty but that is the price you pay for such word-games that meddle.
It seems to me that the Bushy-Pussy-Blairy-Fairy-Broonie-Foonie lot have been lucky with their Xmas pressees this year.
For 2009 it is time for decent folk to get a few nice presents and gifts and create a few scenes that inspire. Bring on THE ANGRY YOUNG FOLK.
Or will you keep telling me lies so that I must smash the mirror to see what is JUST behind?
IT will come as a shock to me regulars but "red" gets an ASBO today and me normally colourful displays are thought to be nasty and threatening to those poor sensitive souls of generation Z. But I am allowed to use "green".
BUT : Damn it all Harold Pinter must somehow continue. We have just lost, this Xmas, Adrian Mitchell. We have lost our beloved "Cat Women" and her old fashioned house. Damnit it is time to be red on the bed, beside the bed and sometimes under the bed. This may sound potty but that is the price you pay for such word-games that meddle.
It seems to me that the Bushy-Pussy-Blairy-Fairy-Broonie-Foonie lot have been lucky with their Xmas pressees this year.
For 2009 it is time for decent folk to get a few nice presents and gifts and create a few scenes that inspire. Bring on THE ANGRY YOUNG FOLK.
Or will you keep telling me lies so that I must smash the mirror to see what is JUST behind?
Monday, December 22, 2008
TELL ME LIES ABOUT ..............
Adrian Mitchell is dead. On this bastardly blog, like on trillions of other blog-mind(ed) bastardly sites of construction, Mitchell lives as family.
Tell me lies about Vietnam................
Put your penis in (w)rappers
Tell me lies.
Paint your blogs in perfume
Spray your words with spin
Say me
Inappropriate
Sell me lies.
Adrian Mitchell is dead. On this bastardly blog, like on trillions of other blog-mind(ed) bastardly sites of construction, Mitchell lives as family.
Tell me lies about Vietnam................
Put your penis in (w)rappers
Tell me lies.
Paint your blogs in perfume
Spray your words with spin
Say me
Inappropriate
Sell me lies.
WHAT CAN YOU SAT WHEN YOU ARE LATE AGAIN ?
Oh OK - What Can You SAY if that is better.
Fail me SATS I do all the time.
No I am not pregnant.
It was a couple of days travelling on trains. In fact about 24 hours on the train and the rest doing that which train travellers do betwixt and between such enlightening, sparky, beasts on the rails.
As my good readers well know I am not one to complain overmuch but this time I really must insist on a public personal protest.
The bar in the restaurant wagon closed at 03.00 hours in the morning and I still had 4 hours of travel left to suffer on my return journey.
Whatever happened to public service?
Oh OK - What Can You SAY if that is better.
Fail me SATS I do all the time.
No I am not pregnant.
It was a couple of days travelling on trains. In fact about 24 hours on the train and the rest doing that which train travellers do betwixt and between such enlightening, sparky, beasts on the rails.
As my good readers well know I am not one to complain overmuch but this time I really must insist on a public personal protest.
The bar in the restaurant wagon closed at 03.00 hours in the morning and I still had 4 hours of travel left to suffer on my return journey.
Whatever happened to public service?
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
"WE" HAVE NOT DONE VERY WELL AT ALL
Perhaps it was the perfumes of perfection that ended up smelling of that awful body ordour.
Maybe it was, but a mere mistake, human, all so very very human.
But I cannot say that either we or I or us have done very well at all unless I or "we" look and learn with everyday folk.
Perhaps it was the perfumes of perfection that ended up smelling of that awful body ordour.
Maybe it was, but a mere mistake, human, all so very very human.
But I cannot say that either we or I or us have done very well at all unless I or "we" look and learn with everyday folk.
Monday, December 15, 2008
ROYAL MAIL ALREADY PRIVATISED
Reports from the UK incline again to the incredible pressi-pissi.
The Royal Mail needs privatisation, it is said, by those above us and by those that do not need to deliver.
But THE Royal has always been private even if with a public face and paid for by the public purse.
But the mail has always been private. Open my mail and I will get quite pissed off.
Such is the ideology that is within the stamp of the Queen.
Reports from the UK incline again to the incredible pressi-pissi.
The Royal Mail needs privatisation, it is said, by those above us and by those that do not need to deliver.
But THE Royal has always been private even if with a public face and paid for by the public purse.
But the mail has always been private. Open my mail and I will get quite pissed off.
Such is the ideology that is within the stamp of the Queen.
THIS VOMIT BUG IS A PEST
Stay indoors and just think about things.
Trust your government to close all the doors and control this pest.
Report any illnesses that you see to the highest authority that you know.
This Plague potential must be prevented at all costs.
Internet chat is allowed because the plague cannot travel without real human hands and blood and mud.
Stay indoors and just think about things.
Trust your government to close all the doors and control this pest.
Report any illnesses that you see to the highest authority that you know.
This Plague potential must be prevented at all costs.
Internet chat is allowed because the plague cannot travel without real human hands and blood and mud.
Friday, December 12, 2008
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
OH DEAR ME IT WAS REALLY ALL SO SIMPLE
After my recent AWOL ( I do the sob sob story you do the hug hugs stories) it has all come back into focus. Any day now, anyway now, I shall be released from that continuous losing of the marbles.
It was all so simple then after waking up and finding myself working class agin : Made mesen beans and chips and eggs all mashed in vinegar and salt.
Bliss ..................... nowt green or red or blue on the plate at all.
After my recent AWOL ( I do the sob sob story you do the hug hugs stories) it has all come back into focus. Any day now, anyway now, I shall be released from that continuous losing of the marbles.
It was all so simple then after waking up and finding myself working class agin : Made mesen beans and chips and eggs all mashed in vinegar and salt.
Bliss ..................... nowt green or red or blue on the plate at all.
Friday, December 05, 2008
DEAR Marje
I have been asked to display my self in a competition for the most buutiful old fart that remains doing lectures at a University.
Perhaps this is quite inspiring as who knows what such a display might lead up to.
On the other hand I feel I am too intellectual and mature for such an event and I feel rather exploited already.
Can you give me advice?
I have been asked to display my self in a competition for the most buutiful old fart that remains doing lectures at a University.
Perhaps this is quite inspiring as who knows what such a display might lead up to.
On the other hand I feel I am too intellectual and mature for such an event and I feel rather exploited already.
Can you give me advice?
Thursday, December 04, 2008
NEW UK SURVEY REVEALS HIGH LEVEL OF ABUSE
The IRATA think-tank group have published their conclusions from a five year study concerning abuse in the UK.
It is revealed that between 80 and 90% of UK folk are badly abused.
This rather academic and dry report was not sponsored by the Duke of Westiminister of Coy.
The IRATA think-tank group have published their conclusions from a five year study concerning abuse in the UK.
It is revealed that between 80 and 90% of UK folk are badly abused.
This rather academic and dry report was not sponsored by the Duke of Westiminister of Coy.
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
UK LEADS THE WAY
We hear that, at long last, UK folk can rest in their beds easily now. The introduction of LIE DETECTORS is to become the reality.
The next trials are due to be held today during the Queens Speech and thereafter during the responses from the right honourable members of P.
By this afternoon some time all will be revealed.
We hear that, at long last, UK folk can rest in their beds easily now. The introduction of LIE DETECTORS is to become the reality.
The next trials are due to be held today during the Queens Speech and thereafter during the responses from the right honourable members of P.
By this afternoon some time all will be revealed.
Tuesday, December 02, 2008
THANK HEAVEN FOR LITTLE BOYS SAY THE BRITS
A survey of European males informs us that the French are very well hung indeed. Indeed the French are the biggest dicks in the EU.
The second place in this biggest-dickus survey went to Sweden.
The smallest-dickus place was taken up by the Greeks.
The professional point made here by these university researchers was that there needed to be more rubber in the rubbers for the French and the Swedes. Existing standards remain satisfactory for the Greeks and even their statues.
A survey of European males informs us that the French are very well hung indeed. Indeed the French are the biggest dicks in the EU.
The second place in this biggest-dickus survey went to Sweden.
The smallest-dickus place was taken up by the Greeks.
The professional point made here by these university researchers was that there needed to be more rubber in the rubbers for the French and the Swedes. Existing standards remain satisfactory for the Greeks and even their statues.
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