AS I WAS SURFING THE GOVERNMENT PORN SITES ...
An e-mail came to me.
It was from Jack-Boot Confickor.
It was very suspicious so I placed it under junk.

I do hope that I did the right thing.

GIVE US A BREAK ...
For the last two hundred years or so the working class have been asking for a break.
But we never existed as human beings then.

Little has changed.

THE INFAMOUS HOME OFFICE SHALL BE RECTIFIED

I guess that is what is when a bit of brown is tasted.

A GOOD BLOGGER MUST BE TRANSPICUOUS
A blogger that we trust will say a firm yes or no to questions like :-

a) Have you ever had sexual intercourse on top of a grave in a church yard?
b) Have you ever read the Daily Mail?
c) Have you ever used a credit card?
d) Have you ever masturbated in a public place ( exciting it might be)
e) Have you ever voted for your political party and been proud of it?
f) Have you ever bought cheap wine or beer from a supermarket?
g) Have you ever thought that an Australian is intelligent?
h) Have you ever needed to take a shit when no public toilet was around?
i) Have you ever shit in a public place?

and finally :-
Have you ever been human all too human?

I have my special system for evaluating the responses. Trust me.

WHO GOES TO BRAZIL AFTER THE BIG FESTIVALS ?

Who goes?

Who?

MASS SOCIETY EQUALS ENERGY IMPAIRED
..........

CAN WE ALL COME TOGETHER ?

Oh yes we will.
Not unfortunately in the birth pangs of this or that.

We will all come together when we die.

DID YOU KNOW ?
You will soon be able to get from A to Z in 30 minutes.

It is better, I think, to walk.
That may take me "days" but what wonderful days they might be.

But why did I want to go from A to Z?
Back to bed.

CULTURE OF VIOLENCE
Is the latest trailer advertising the film "Wanted" really a warning to us that sexy Angelina Jolie is planning a school killing event?

I WILL CUT MY NUCLEAR ARSENAL

I will quit my viagra supplies and intake.
I really cannot afford it anyway.

WHY I AM SO EXPENSIVE
The blue sky and the sun shines upon my roof. The deep snow covering is melting now day by day.
Gone. My insulation gone.
More electricity bills and/or more wood fires a burning.

As the snow melts I get colder.

If it gets much worse I will need a Willie-Warmer in bed tonight !

WHY I AM SO ALONE ...
is because I cannot blame anybody else or any big and fancy global terror for my own damned faults.
Maybe that is why I get kicked up the arse sometimes by "others" that are all too foreign and friendly.
But my sword shall not slip from my hand as I battle the quaking of the gates of both heaven and hell.

WHY I AM SO CATHOLIC ...
a) I like to light-boat candles in the wind
b) I like blowing out candles in the calm
c) I am just a pain in the arse.

After so very many complaints last week about philosophical funbits I am now determined to suffer no more of the sins of consistent incontinence.

SOCRATES SUCKED ON THE HEMLOCK DEAL
Suicide is a strange tradition.

However I would not want suicide to be institionalised !
Why?
Because suicide has little or nothing to do with personal freedom.

WHY I AM SO WISE AND CLEVER ...
It is because of FISH.

HOW TIPPLED I AM...
When playing my organ in the best traditions of a Beethoven or an 1812, or even in a tradition of the church, I do like me tipple.

Wherever would the Arts be without a tipple or two?

THE BOOTY OF THE WORLD
" In spite of difference of soil and climate, of language and manners, of laws and customs : in spite of things silently gone out of mind, and things violently destroyed ; the poet... "

More opiumism please?

Pension-fund managers and politicians and ... ... poppy-cock fuckers take new strength now from the "things violenty destroyed". This may be your last chance to destroy more.

"ALL CHANCE, DIRECTION,WHICH THOU CANST NOT SEE ...

All discord, harmony, not understood ...
And spite of pride, in erring reason's spite..."

Is there anybody here that springs to mind?

" For forms of government let fools contest;
Whate'er is best administered is best ...
Thus God and Nature linked the general frame,
And bade self-love and social be the same. "

SEIZE THE DAY-MOMENT OF CARPE DEIM

Should that be Carpe Diem"?

No, no - no, no-no-no-no.

Dime is better.

Rumour has it that an uncertain Gawdi Brown has misunderestimated the political economy and his own humour. Just rumours.

I might be wrong here - but history will tell the real story.
Karl Marx said that kind of thing as he was humble and human.

THE RAMBLER BECOMES THE RAMBLUR
The Modernised Rambling "Association" foot-falls as Essex-Person.

Damn it I can remember better times when we walked into criminality.