WHY I AM SO CATHOLIC ...
a) I like to light-boat candles in the wind
b) I like blowing out candles in the calm
c) I am just a pain in the arse.
After so very many complaints last week about philosophical funbits I am now determined to suffer no more of the sins of consistent incontinence.
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14 comments:
It just goes to show that you can't be too careful... nowadays !
Golly [with apologies to Carol Thatcher], you make youself sound like Gordon Brown talking to the Pope.
That makes two of us.
It just goes to show that you can't be too careful... nowadays !
Apoplectic rage sets in.
Even the Daily Mail had that one Merkin : it just goes to show ...
Anticant : I do not make myself. I am a social animal from the very beginning.
So you ARE Gordon Brown talking to the Pope?
Interesting comment I saw on another site: we stopped being an independent sovereign country when we gave Catholics the right to vote!
Come on Anticant : I stopped believing in all that when me testicles were tested for a virus.
You can never be too careful today.
I noticed that you refused "marks". Is ths the real you?
Merkin : Rage OK but the other bit?
The dialectic remains as always you know.
Not sure what you mean about "refusing marks" - was that a reference to Karl? - but all this "candles in the wind" stuff makes me wonder if you could be a Di Spencer groupie?
Doesn't seem much like our Zola to me.
Just to cheer you up, here's a new alphabet:
A is for apple, and B is for boat,
That used to be right, but now it won't float.
Age before beauty is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.
So - here's The New Alphabet:
A's for arthritis;
B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains,
Perhaps cardiac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which we'd rather not mention.
H High blood pressure--We'd rather it low;
I For incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L's for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory; we forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, bones that don't grow.
P for prescriptions. We have quite a few,
Give us a pill and we'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting our fears,
T is for Tinnitus; bells in our ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow;
V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.
W for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
X is for X-ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year we are left here behind,
Z is for zest WE still have -- in OUR minds.
We've survived all the symptoms, our body's deployed, and
We're keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed.
Anticant the eternal optimist.
But without such senses of humour where the f..k would we all be. Good to be child-like I guess.
In fact after my last hospital holiday I returned to give a few childrens books for the kids there. I felt good.
Made me feel a little better anyway and damn the self-centred feeling in this case.
It is time to return to Pooh Bear ( I hear a new version is ready soon).
Bags I be Roo.
You and I are both Survivors [so far] Zola.
You know we love you for your courage and sparkling wit.
Looks as if Spring is coming at long last. Take care, go well.
Loved the poem Anti!
I am in the library using a public computer so I can't say any more till my own comp is sorted.
ssshhh
Merkin is nicking books agin.
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