Wednesday, March 18, 2009

I WILL CUT MY NUCLEAR ARSENAL

I will quit my viagra supplies and intake.
I really cannot afford it anyway.


12 comments:

anticant said...

I should be surprised if you really need it.

It's all in the mind, you know.

[Ditto the alleged nood for nuclear arsenals.]

anticant said...

Need, not nood. I don't know what an alleged nood is, but doubtless I'll come across an actual one here sometime.

zola a social thing said...

Typical comment from editors.
It is not "all in the mind" at all.
It is all in the bollocks !

Bodwyn Wook said...

My namw is Grampa and I am an alco...er, pharmaceuticals addict....

Anonymous said...

Stand up and be counted!

zola a social thing said...

Difficult to stand up stright right now due to pharmaceutical consumtion which is all too conspicuous.

However I was an early member of CND back in my UK days.
Does that count?

zola a social thing said...

Damit I just missed me pee.
Off I go
sori.

Bodwyn Wook said...

Actually not, but I do guzzle an un-Godly amount of cider vinegar in water and ginseng. The cider moderates the pee nicely and seems to ease the prostatic comvulsions so salient a feature of this age, I'm finding (not mine -- the post-modern one, hee, hee!)

zola a social thing said...

good to see you here Wook.
You make me chuckle.
Hope I do not wet me pants.

Merkin said...

Angelina Jolie used to make me wet my pants pre-botox.

Now I am reminded of water but only to try and guess wether she is salt-water or fresh-water.

zola a social thing said...

You have posted on the wrong thread me Merkin lad.
Is this why Scotland can never make a good cup final?

Merkin said...

No, the reason Rangers and Celtic made a crap cup final was because they are shite.

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