Friday, March 20, 2009

CULTURE OF VIOLENCE
Is the latest trailer advertising the film "Wanted" really a warning to us that sexy Angelina Jolie is planning a school killing event?

11 comments:

Bodwyn Wook said...

An own-goal for Merkin whilst Wook flounders in the bog behind the the terraces, some sod has smashed all the lightbulbs!

zola a social thing said...

Football on Sat*day.
Now that is a a sexy Saturday!

Anonymous said...

"Something for the weekend, Sir?" How about this:

The priest in a small Irish village loved the chickens that he kept in a coop behind the church. One Sunday morning before mass he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew there were cock fights in the village, so he decided to ask his parishioners.

During Mass he asked his congregation 'Has anybody got a cock ?'

All the men stood up.

'No, no that wasn't what I meant ... er ... has anybody seen a cock ?'

All the women stood up.

'Oh dearie me ..that wasn't what I meant either ... erm .. has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them ?'

Half the women stood up.

'No, no, no ... oh dear .. that wasn't what I meant at all. What I really mean is, has anybody seen my cock ?'

Sixteen altar boys, two priests, and a goat stood up.

zola a social thing said...

Was that goat a Lord Byron type?
Nowt wrong with being a bit horni but I am not sure about this sexy violence thing which was, of course, the original post which has, as always been thrown around like a savings account of an old aged pensioner.

anticant said...

'Lesbian Vampire Killers' sounds like the ultimate in sick humour. Glad to see the critics are panning it.

Anonymous said...

We love relieving old age pensioners of their pent-up savings.

Come on, oldies, get your rocks off with us!

Anonymous said...

Surely you mean your socks?

Anonymous said...

"find something else to write about that will really piss you off."

Is that a threat or a promise?

It's high time this site acquired some moral backbone.

You could trash postmodernism for a start.

"Thus Spake Zolathruster."

Anonymous said...

A: I don´t think so

Q: Is plain stupidity worse than being just fool

Anonymous said...

No one is obliged to be stupid unless they have physical brain damage. They just think stupid because they haven't been taught to think sense.

Fools give you reasons, wise men never try.

Bodwyn Wook said...

Sorry, you mob, I'm looking for my pet red ROOSTER...no smut now, you bandits, has anybody seen me, me...er...wandering, uh, cockscomb?

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