Wednesday, May 20, 2009

AT LAST ZOLA IS UNDERSTOOD

I am "lazy and stupid" and in my male-worlds of wanton-wane I stand up straight and erect even if I cannot clean an oven or a "house".

Zola is nearly dead Long Live Zola.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tell us something new Zola.
Cod and Chips with a couple of pickled onions is your style.

Leave ther fancy stuff to Anticant.

HeadChefMerkin said...

Cod probably costs more pound for pound than steak tartare.

zola a social thing said...

When will the Scots ever appreciate metaphorical guilt in the C.O.D wars?

Mr Johnson said...

I agree Zola.
The Scots are a shambles.
We need more English walls built to keep that lot away from our heritage.

Bodwyn Wook said...

Do not soil yourself, Z, peeing against THESE Norfolk zephyrs!

anticant said...

Fancy stuff? What fancy stuff?

I won't vote for anyone who is anti-pissing in the street. What is needed now is thousands of full-bladdered citizens relieving themselves against the walls of parliament until the place is running knee-deep in actuality and not just metaphorically.

Join Anticant's Parliamentary Pissing party!

Bodwyn Wook said...

Zola, be a chap won't you and do step out onto the belvedere with a glass of this here gin, whilst I discuss your, um, ah, unique situation with the rest of the, er, committee, hmm?

Bodwyn Wook said...

OK, you lot, ARE we de-selceting this johnny...or what?

anticant said...

Remember Swampy? Swampy for Speaker!

zola a social thing said...

Oh well that's it then.
I did my 40 days and now up I go to me rightful place.

However I promise to return very soon to sort you lot out once and for all.

anticant said...

Where's your rightful place? Ermine and pearls in the Lords?

Baron Zola of Paddlingupthecreek?

Bodwyn Wook said...

Pish and tush, Aunty, coney and rhinestones will do just fine, don't want Mr Toad getting a swelled head!

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