Thursday, May 14, 2009

THE ZOMBIES SEEM TO TAKE 2009 BACK IN TIME

No one told me about her
And the way she lied...
and made people cry
and made people cry.

Well no one told me about her ...

Though they all knew ...
they all knew

But it's too late to say you're sorry
How would I know?
Why should I care?

Please don't bother trying to find her
She's not there...

It's shredded in the biny-bin
dumped in the garden
Away from your eyes
It's shredded in the safety-bin
The safety bin that is your own demise.

Apologies here to all purists that will pin us all ... when is the weekend coming I ask. Gimme space.


4 comments:

anticant said...

They're not crying. They are howling with rage.

MerkinOnParis said...

Beautiful, Zola, simply beautiful.

I might even steal it for my second home (having submerged it in the moat till the heat dies down).

anticant said...

Her name is Nadine Dorries and she's in the Cotswolds.

anticant said...

Nadine says that she gives parties for which she cooks "a 12 bird roast". She doesn't reveal the breed of bird, but she must have an oven that's even bigger than her mouth.

Anyway, this goes far to resolve the problem of Zola's recent mysterious disappearance into the Arctic regions. He could never resist a savoury aroma, and was doubtless making a beeline for Nadine's Cotswold igloo when his ship got stuck in the ice.

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