Wednesday, May 13, 2009

I HAVE WITNESSED THE NEW AGE OF AUSTERITY

As I walked out this morning to buy me daily suspensive-sustenance I spyed with my little eye something beginning with B.

It was a bicycle clip - in fact two bicycle clips being worn by a biker.
Yes yes, one on each lower leg. Bugger me do I need to be so pedantic?

Anyway : these clips were not the old type where a flexi-all-round thing is the rage.
These bicycle clips were clothes pegs clipped on the outside of the legs and trousers.

It seems to me that such innovative pegging should be allowed on expenses for any politician. A message to all it would be.

5 comments:

anticant said...

What you saw are the nose clips Polly Twaddle has discarded now that she has decided Gordo is a gonner.

Come the election, she will of course be urging everyone to vote for ZanuLabour as the best worst option.

Some folk never learn.

Paris Hilton Inc said...

Those clips or pegs have been quite common for Gordon Brown recently.

The only way way he could saty clean looking you see.

anticant said...

Polly gave them to him after the last election.

zola a social thing said...

At least some have a bike.
There are the bikeless types that go around saying "Me bike as been nicked" and then they still want to wear clothes pegs on their kegs.

anticant said...

It's to stop the rubbish (euphemism) leaking out of their trousers and soiling their shoes.

After all, they won't be able to claim for even one loo on expenses any more.

But some of them will go on claiming for clothes pegs.

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