Wednesday, June 13, 2007

NOW THE UK LABOUR PARTY SUPPORTS DIFFERENCE
The one size fits all was never a socialist ideal. It was a nasty management ideology as well as a nasty way to dumb down towards profits. At last the UK Labour party begins to see itself in the mirror and the image is ... well.... fuckin discustard. Rumours are going around that mr Bliar was born because of a failure in condom size and a condom not fit for purpose in that situation. But anyway Blair was conceived.

The Labour party wannabees, the louts and the careerists have been sucking up to Blair for so long that even the Daily Mirror is joining thee Sun and the Daily Telegraph and the Daily Mail, Express and Guardian in the Blair is a Bad Bastard campaign. Even the bear Murdoch has begun to abuse the self-esteem of that loser-Blair. But the smiles from both front and backbenchers in the sickly Labor camp have only sucked in what was all to do with a failed condom. Time to spit now is it?

Of course George Orwell, in his book "Coming Up For Air" said things long before about the nasty Blairisms. He wrote :-
" Rotten fish in a rubber skin. Bombs of filth bursting into your mouth." (p.27).

As the condom splits the time comes to spit rather than swallow.
( ah shit the standard of journalism today......... sori. )

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

From my sources in the Independent it would seem that you have misinterpreted that rumour. It was that the condom was too big and it simply wilted and dropped off in the conception of a prime Minister. The brains of the father Blair were rather small you see.
However we agree with your basic turn and thank you for the reminder about that other Blairism.

Our comment from the desk is that Blair is not a big prick at all but a small prick placed inside of an over-enlarged condom that is the UK South Sea bubble.

Hope this helps.

Merkin said...

Exactly, Zo-zo.

Merkin said...

'Suomalaisten pipojen kudontaohjeet näyttävät kyllä ihan toisenlaisilta.'
.
Zo-zo, aint got no dosh but a translation would ensure Nirvana and Zanshin in the short term for me.
Please Agony Aunt can you fix me up?

zola a social thing said...

Ho you mean a helmet or a hat?
You sexy beast?
Or,......

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