Thursday, December 13, 2007

DEAR MR JACK STRAW
After 350 responses to your Guardian article you must feel today that you have finally been sussed.
You have not changed since your lefty-career days of the 1960s. You are still the same old career politician.
But let me not serve mere opinion here.
You said that the sun rises in the East.
I checked that out today from my European Union position.
Just before midday the sun rises in the south part and just after midday the sun sets in a similar south part that is closer to the west.
Therefore even your obvious objective remarks are way off line.

8 comments:

Merkin said...

Astronomers are us.
Unite.
Maybe we should steal Adam Hart-Davis and his sidekick to demonstrate what 'The Muslims Did for Us'
That'll settle his hash.
That was, perhaps, one of the best threads ever on CiF.
I look forward to seeing most of the perps in one of our new internment centres.
Will send you a postcard.

Oh, the Henry Porter rebuttal was probably even better.

zola a social thing said...

Another comedy of errors. Gordi Broon at question time. All of Lisbon laughing and waiting for GORDOT.

To be straight I am amazed at all this.

Anonymous said...

I got pissed off by the category errors Straw constantly made in that piece. He crowed about equality legislation, but then held this up as how New Labour were terrific on liberties. Liberty and equality are not the same thing, they often need trading off, one against the other. I feel your great mate, Ice B, coming on Zola.

Merkin said...

Zola, going straight?
I am amazed at this.

anticant said...

Straw is a bore
Brown is a clown
Hain is a pain
Smith hath no pith
Kelly is smelly
Blears trades in smears
Harman is alarmin'

And so on, and so forth. Must I go on with his? Over to you more inventive types. A brandy mince pie for the winner.

Merkin said...

And foreign office minister David hunt?

zola a social thing said...

God Save the Queen sounds today like a piece of remarkable history.
Blunket was a Punket.
God save the Queen.

Anonymous said...

Hope you can swim Zola.

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