Sunday, April 27, 2008

GOOD MORNING VAMPIRES
Saturday nights and Sunday mornings are always special.
I had a dream.
Those damned vampires were sucking me dry.
But I woke up and ran to the kitchen for garlic.
Then stood around thinking for awhile .... what to do with garlic ?

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Have you ever thought about joining a Trade Union?

zola a social thing said...

Union Man : Do you know what "thought" actually did?

Anonymous said...

You'll get no free advice from me, young man, given what's been said on this site about Norwich.

Besides, I really don't know what you should do with that garlic.

Ask me what to do with garlic granules and some frozen mash, however, and I might just tell you.

That, and which Readymeals you might use to get my Nickers Off When I Come Home. Where are ya???

zola a social thing said...

Celtic beat Rangers today.
At last the natural social ordering of things gets back on track.
Agree with me you will.

Merkin said...

The referee was simply dire, must be said.

zola a social thing said...

I am the referee on this site and don't you forget it.
Bite yer ankles I will.
Which reminds me Tommy Smith is recalled to the Liverpool squad today with the job of taking care of DoggiBear of Chelski.

Merkin said...

Never argue with the ref.
Wisdom personified, I am.
'Who is the bastard in the black?'
I am rebuked.
Am I feck.

Merkin said...

'Hello Football player,......'
.
http://tinyurl.com/4vz7vl
.
I have now signed for Tashkent Wanderers.

Merkin said...

Ooooops, was :

'robsyrett

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April 27 20:06
BEN'

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