Tuesday, April 15, 2008

TUESDAY TABLE TALK
It was, I think, Freud that asked us to consider again the "portion of happiness" and the possibilities of happiness that have been exchanged for a "portion of security.." : holy shit.
God damit think I need a beer and a dance and a carnival.
Could I invite ..........?
Give your guest list.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hope a proper risk assessment has been submitted for perusal and consideration for the proposed said jamboree. Given fulfillment of the above stated aboves, then we at Nu Labour wish you well with your jollities. We do urge, however, that should the said festival involve any dispensation and enjoyment of alcohol, that all celebratees drink in moderation, remembering that even when we citizens make frivolities, we have responsibilities as well as rights. We shall be monitoring the hereabove said entertainments, just in case any of the above considerations have not been considered and fulfilled. We here at Cool Brittania send you our best. Better to be safe than soiree.

Merkin said...

'Better to be safe than soiree.'
.
Go straight to jail, do not pass go do not collect £200-00, for that one.

Anonymous said...

Everything in moderation. How British! How dull!!

What we need is a bit of Dionysian Bacchanalia.

Suggestions for your guest list:

Freud with his analytical couch.

Tony Blair

Goerge Bush

Men in white coats.

Anonymous said...

More suggestions for guest list :-
Helmut Kool and his toygirl
Carla
Nigeleanuponher
Twiggy
Freddie Frinton, and
Anticant in drag

zola a social thing said...

Far too many Prots.
Remember the way Gawdi Broon Arse is totally upstaged by the Pope!
Any good Catholics around?

Bliar needs support.

Merkin said...

http://tinyurl.com/3hfv4q
.
Found some extremely good gatecrashers on Stef's site.
I am first in the queue, must be said.

Anonymous said...

Can I come?

Merkin said...

Hazel, No!!!!!
But, Ruth can if she shows us her barbed-wire garter.

Anonymous said...

Hazel Blears asks whether she can come? If she doesn't know by now, she never will!

Anonymous said...

Celtic beat Rangers.

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