Friday, August 01, 2008

Mr BROONDANGLES
Lyrics by anonymouse with band

I met him in a cell in New LaborLand; I was down and out,
He looked to me to be the eyes of age as he spoke right out.
He talked of life he talked of life he talked of life
Mr BroonDangles
Mr BroonDangles

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The best continuation of this song lyric will receive a Zola Special.

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

I've got the angle of your dangle.

zola a social thing said...

Well SilliBrand Ltd : All I can sing is :-
" Your so vain I guess you thought this song was about you."
And - you are not in the competition because yer words dont fit so there.

Merkin said...

Are the wheels off Milliband's wagon soooo soon?

anticant said...

Mr BroonDangles
Over the abyss
And if only they dared push him in
'Twould be Bliss....

zola a social thing said...

Would you all please keep to the script.
You are all missing the musical fun of it all and here am I struggling to keep yall satisfied.
Gimme lyrics unless you want me to visit your sites.

anticant said...

We DO want you to visit our sites! A [polite] visit from Zola will be a site for sore eyes....

zola a social thing said...

Anticant : I do not do polite as they say.
Keep to the friggin script and do as you are bloody well told.
Have you no respect for citizenship?
Report you to yer father I will.

Anonymous said...

Three wheels on my wagon..............

Merkin said...

'And his troubles hung down fae his shoulders
Held up by a big Milliband'

zola a social thing said...

Merkin me old you shine like diamonds.

anticant said...

Is that a Zola Special?

Merkin said...

Well, Zola, I actually ripped that off a Bill Barclay song with a chorus which ended :

'and her baubles hung doon fae her shoulders,
held up by a big navvie's hand'

Genius comes from standing on the shoulders etc.

PS cartoon of the week time

http://tinyurl.com/6qay2d

zola a social thing said...

The Jury is out Anticant.
Me specials demand exact attention.
No flies on this wagon.

Anonymous said...

"I met him in a padded cell in New LabourLand", surely.

A special special for deft editing please.

Merkin said...

Enough of this frivolity, The Torygraph story today was that MilliVanilli will be the new Chancellor.

That is quite enough to put you off your mortgage.
Whatsmore, Rawnsley is proposing death by a thousand cuts.

Hahahahah. Must post that.

zola a social thing said...

Frivolity? The only way ahead in these times me old.
Even the dainty Independent is catching up with our frivolity and almost copying our threads.

Emotional Robot says the milky bars are on me folks.

anticant said...

Running an anarchist site, you should know that it's hopeless to tell people to obey the rules - we make our own.

Mr Broondangles Nervejangles is living proof of the saying that you should be careful in asking for what you want, because you might get it.

zola a social thing said...

Anticant : I will ave you know that this splendid site has rules.
This site operates under strict ethical guidelines.

anticant said...

Well I hope you don't pay them £500 each a session,like Max Mosley did.

Anonymous said...

"This site operates under strict ethical guidelines."

And remember, dear and valued members of this user community: Think before you post.

Anonymous said...

Nicht Verstehen, Ich bin ein moderator.

Anonymous said...

"Nicht Verstehen, Ich bin ein moderator."

So can we charge Max Mosely for a breach of Godwin's Law, too, dear moderator? Did he, or did he not, mention the Nazis? Our readers need to know. (I now make my excuse and leave.)

Anonymous said...

I think he was into that scene, big way.
The judge too, no doubt.

Anti would disagree as to whether that was any of my business.
I am not sure - and I have rehearsed Anti's arguments many times.
However, on the basis that he is one of the guys who rules my life in some way, I am certainly interested in what may befall me.

I never saw the original article and have never looked for it since. THAT is not interesting.

My own life is a chequerboard - but I don't seek to impose any aspect on other people.
He does.

Top gear.
GQ magazine

He is an opinion former, in some way.

Roll on the days that Zola, Trews and Merkin form the opinion. Hic.

anticant said...

In what way does MM rule your life? Prince Harry, who parties wearing Nazi uniforms, is another kettle of fish.

Anonymous said...

Poor old Zola is having a "Broony Moo-ment" god bless him.
Get a better camera.
Before we milk you.
Get techo.

Merkin said...

Zola, we are always going to give you a hard time.
Simple.

Why do dogs lick their balls?
Answers on a postcard to : MerkinOnParis@hotmail.co.uk

Anonymous said...

Bolicks !

zola a social thing said...

I say sorry for all the comments above.
I have a responsibility here.

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