Thursday, August 28, 2008

WEIMAR REPUBLIC TOURS

We regret to announce that our guide, Mr Miliband, has suffered a terrible and personal fate.
Therefore, under the terms of our agreement, we must cancel these tours.
We are sure that this will not be bad for you. Tours to the Weimar Republic are now cancelled.

Our tours to the northern parts of the UK are still going ahead and already booked up to value-added credibility. Mr Millibrand is available, he says, for these tours.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is this Weimar Republic somewhere in the north? Never heard of it.

anticant said...

"We regret to announce that our guide, Mr Miliband, has suffered a terrible and personal fate."

Oh, good - the sooner the better.

zola a social thing said...

Now now Anticant : Milliboy is a human being just like Maggie T.

Let us hug those that need hugging in their times of need.
Can you imagine hugging Maggie T?

Merkin said...

'Can you imagine hugging Maggie T?'

Seems Our Glorious Unelected Leader did for all those years as a No2.

anticant said...

Yes, actually I can, Zola. I felt great compassion for her when I witnessed her as an obviously burnt-out hulk recently. Say what you like, she had guts. Her - and our - tragedy is that she used them misguidedly.

Milipede is another kettle of fish. If he has any brains - of which as yet I've seen no evidence - he hasn't learned how to use them yet.

BTW, do read the extracts from Ferdinand Mount's autobiography in "The Times" this week. Delightful.

zola a social thing said...

Thatcher was no tragedy. She was a farce.
Millyboy-sillyboy has, and you are I think correct here Anticant and Me Merky Merkin, ... well he has not yet reached that stage of play.

But what better than warmongering to lift the hopes and hearts of the UK?

Anonymous said...

Come up to the north you guys.
Check it out.

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