US GOVERNMENT CALLS IN CHINESE CONSULTANTS

We hear today that Mr McPain and Obiwhamma-bamma have called in Chinise consultants to advise the US on matters of public support.

As you all know a Chinese aircraft was broken down on the landing stage and as we know the airport workers and the passengers were called in to push the big machine off the runway and into a safe place.

McPain and Obiwhamma-bamma both agreed that " this was the kind of public spirit that was needed for the USA to be functioning well again."

THE BETS ARE ON.

Toni Blair will be the next to sit on the throne.

This far all is on evens. But it is a good bet in the making.

WORDS PAY NO DEBTS

Was that Troilus or Cressida or what ?
Question for the British Citizenship Award.

BREAKING WIND-E-NEWS
Many European countries are considering this matter right now. Breakfasts at all hotels should be available for anyone and everyone for the payment of one Euro.
However this would only apply to the buffet table.

ANOTHER SHOOTING AT A COLLEGE IN FINLAND

This morning we all heard the tragic news of another crazy shooting. Yes I said crazy.
Crazy !

" FROTH IS FUN", says Roger.

It may or may-not suprise you but Roger Alton has made a pinkey-perky that all can relish if only for the links.
The ed of the Indi has spoken.

PLEASE SIR : NOW THAT YOU HAVE BEEN NAUGHTY YOURSELF

Can I now use the oopps-word?
Can I use the "C" word?
Can I talk about Capitalism again without getting a spanking?

TRIBUTE TO SIR ALAN GREENSPAN

" Up and down the City road,
In and out the Eagle,
That's the way the money goes,
Pop ! goes the weasel. "

DID KARL MARX WEAR A UNIFORM ?

Did a contradiction ever find a synthesis?

OIL PRICES CHANGING DAY-BY-SECOND
If Gawdy Broon fails to do something the oil prices will drop to 5 dollars a barrel. The market is cold.
But, we hear, things are being done and the price of oil will return to the natural level next year and remain stable at 199/b.

THAT WAS A DECISION THAT WAS.

Sweden sends their Swedes to ensure PEACE in Georgia.

We can only hope that these peace-keepers are more aware than those that try to keep the peace in Swedish football matches - yes, in Sweden!!!

THANK YOU ROBERT FISK

In yet another humane and sensible article Fisk ( Independent) gets us all thinking about the realities of war and war-mongering.

May we remember a certain writer/journalist Henri Babusse who said, through his characters of his book Under Fire that we not only send the guys off to get killed or maimed we fuck them up first !

LONG HAIRED ACADEMIC ENCHANTED BY SARAH

The well known A.C. Grayling, in the Guardian today, shows his spurs and his spikes like never before. He has come out of the closet. But before you waste your time reading his long winded rant just ask yourself what his opening words really mean. His article begins with :-

" One of the marks of irrationality is failure to profit from experience".

If anybody can explain this comment I take off me hat and eat it.

I doubt that most folk will suffer this little piss-take because the profits are always made through a failure of the vast majority to learn from experience.

ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN IN THE NEXT HALF-HOUR

Certain powers that be out there are trying to throw your poor Zola into a Black Hole.
So if today and soon Zola vanishes then it is your duty to put him back together again so civilisation has a chance to progress.

MY FAMILY JEWELS ARE NOT FOR SALE

I care not for the fashionable credit crunch brigade. I care not for the merchants of Freddie and Mae. I will not allow me family jewels to be sold.

I am not a prostitute and I am not a politician. Me family jewels are not for sale no matter what the market says.
Me family jewels are renowned for being a safe bet in times of hardship.

IT IS NOW OBVIOUS WHEN BEFORE iT WAS JUST A MOVEMENT

The NU-Guardian is fucked. It runs scared and even their American Dream withers.

Nu-Labor is fucked. It crawls scared like a rat caught out and thrown to the water.

What then is left?

The only thing that is possible today is totally different groups gathering under a kind of common banner. This means a Manchester Guardian mixing and picking bits and pieces with a host of golden blogs that will say no to the killing fields.

This means an alternative political anti-party that really matters.

SWEDISH FAMILY FIRED UP BY ID CARD NUMBER

One Swedish family " is bedeviled by daughter's beastly ID card number".
At the end of the new born ID card is 666.
Swedish officials say that at least 100 Swedes every year get born with this 666 number.

FIXTURES AND RESULTS AS THEY HAPPEN

Good afternoon campers we bring you here our renowned results service for the International events as they happen :-

It's Macedonia 1 Scotland 0 ( sorry Merky unperky today)
Macedonia, a small catholic community north west of Iceland rooted out the Protestant bias of this humble Scottish team that was led by a rather insignificant manager who once played for Ipswich Town.

So just to rub it in Macedonia 1 Scotland 0

Andorra 2008 England 1860

FINANCIAL TIMES AS CULTURAL CRITIQUES
Due to me pension pains and me claims in cases of social justice I feel a strange kind of pleasure in reading the Financial Times. Erotic. The latest little piece I give you here - or at least little bit to chew :-

" ... the battle over evolution is a class conflict disguised as a religious or moral conflict. It is comforting to look at the fight over evolution as one that pits the educated against the ignorant...."

SOCIAL ORDER RESTORED IN AUSSI
We are happy that social order in Aussie-Land has been restored without too much correctional intervention.
We can rest now that the new Governor-General, Quentin Bryce ( known to the close friends of The Queen as " Bruiser-Bruiser-Nice) is sworn in.
She is the first real female Governor-General to oversee the Aussi-Lands and by all accounts Aussi males are lost for words.

THE ANTI-THESIS
After all these years of trying to get to the thesis stage
All I have left is Sin.
And, that is, before I even got really started !

TOMBSTONES WEIGH HEAVY TO KEEP US DOWN

If you had remained silent you would have remained a philosopher.

LATEST TRANSFER NEWS
Abbi Nationale has joined Westminster Ditherers for an undisclosed fee.

Winger Miliband has joined the Tory Tigers on a free transfer.

Thai Tie-die de die die Thatsoon joins Hampstead Hopsters Utd. It is believed that this was under a Bosnian contract.

Hellin the Queen joins Fulham FC on a pay-by-play deal.