FIXTURES AND RESULTS AS THEY HAPPEN
Good afternoon campers we bring you here our renowned results service for the International events as they happen :-
It's Macedonia 1 Scotland 0 ( sorry Merky unperky today)
Macedonia, a small catholic community north west of Iceland rooted out the Protestant bias of this humble Scottish team that was led by a rather insignificant manager who once played for Ipswich Town.
So just to rub it in Macedonia 1 Scotland 0
Andorra 2008 England 1860
Saturday, September 06, 2008
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Message from a mobile phone SOS MERKIN.
As far as we can make out The Merkin had an "invalid" ticket but was still refused entry into the game there in Macedonia.
Last news was him cuddling a young cow under the table in a Big Screen Pub saying he wanted "authenticity".
Police were not amused.
Can anybody help?
Wales have hammered Azerbaijan 1-0. It all came through a goal from Taffy Vokes who was born in Hampshire.
Still no news of the Merkin.
Slovakia 10 Northern Ireland and Toni Blair 0
The Republic of Ireland have diplomatically beaten the shit out of Georgia. Result, last time I looked, was about Georgia nowt and the Rep Of Ire many.
Just see what EU funding does for a drinking and pub team.
Andora is getting ready now to suckle the English babies.
Not sure if I can stay awake for this.
Well, in fact I did watch the game.
As I don't have Setanta, I was forced to join the proles in a local howff watching the big screen.
The game was as dismal as I had expected in my heart of hearts (though part of me had had some hope for a new start with Burley).
Problem was they were clueless.
Simple as that.
Still, it wasn't all bad.
A good friend sent a bottle of Smirnoff over for me.
I shall sleep well tonight.
PS a young cow would be very appreciated after last week's atrocity.
Good to see you safe and well Merky boy.
I never meant to tease you.
But facts are facts and we cannot change that.
Rooney, Lampard and Terry have been sent off with red cards.
They were arguing and bickering until a hamfisted fight broke out.
The game went on as nobody noticed this loss of three key star players.
England United have scored two goals.
These are being checked out.
Suspicions of computer tricks !!!
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