Tuesday, September 09, 2008

MY FAMILY JEWELS ARE NOT FOR SALE

I care not for the fashionable credit crunch brigade. I care not for the merchants of Freddie and Mae. I will not allow me family jewels to be sold.

I am not a prostitute and I am not a politician. Me family jewels are not for sale no matter what the market says.
Me family jewels are renowned for being a safe bet in times of hardship.

5 comments:

anticant said...

I know not who Freddie and Mae are, but they sound like one of those dreadful American sitcoms.

zola a social thing said...

Sorry Anticant another spelling mistake it should have read : Ready and Pay ( copyshite of the the good correctional USA in times of need as the 1930s failed to make first base.

Anonymous said...

This post will be reported to the official watchdog in Westminster. We find this post as totally subversive.

There will be consequences.

anticant said...

Heavy borrowers are never ready to pay, and rarely do.

Unknown said...

To paraphrase Spike Milligan 'yer family jewels can stand up for themselves'.

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