US GOVERNMENT CALLS IN CHINESE CONSULTANTS

We hear today that Mr McPain and Obiwhamma-bamma have called in Chinise consultants to advise the US on matters of public support.

As you all know a Chinese aircraft was broken down on the landing stage and as we know the airport workers and the passengers were called in to push the big machine off the runway and into a safe place.

McPain and Obiwhamma-bamma both agreed that " this was the kind of public spirit that was needed for the USA to be functioning well again."