BREAKING WIND-E-NEWS
A woman rescued after two days stuck between Edale and Buxton. The Mountain Rescue, police and other emergency services found her, in a car half way down a hillside but she has survived.
On arrival at the hospital the woman, Helen 46 years of age, said that a very special person had helped her to survive but he left just before the Mountain Rescue came along. She said "He was dressed like the best kind of Spiderman, he was kind and he served me hot rum totties... But there was something different about him. He wore only one sock."
Police are asking for the public to help identify this local hero with only one sock.
The police said that " this one-socked hero is not under suspicion of any wrongdoing yet."
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
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7 comments:
Who is this Edale and Buxton we ask.
Is this a story about modern femails or what?
Maybe this woman enjoyed getting stuck between for two days.
Truth must come out sooner or later.
Did his sock have Left or Right on it? Where was he wearing this sock?
It wasn't me.
Guilty until proven not guilty Trousers.
I am leading this investigation.
The jury is being hand-picked to allow a public and open debate where no window is closed.
But I don't have a Spiderman suit your (dis)honour! If it was me it would have been whisky not rum! Etc etc...
Slap 56 days on The Edale Flasher while we decide what to do.
The woman has asked us to drop all of the charges within this Trousers event.
That means Trousers matures agin.
Best you say thanks Trousers for our kindly disposition.
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