Oh yes once upon a time there were public toilets to think upon.
But you have 10 questions to ask to find this place and person.
A frustrated Zola can only tell you if you are right or wrong or give honest, really really honest, answers to your questions.
If you professional-educated lot manage to get it in 10 I will post a really really really honest pic on this site and that will turn a few eyebrows.
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At the risk of wasting a precious question I think that this is in the UK and knowing your tricks and treats this will not be north of Coventry or in London.
As for the name of the person sitting on the toilet it must have some topical thing about it.
Am I right on any or all counts Mr Zola.
Well Hermes you are obviously an old fashioned spin doctor.
You are correct on ALL counts.
Right you are.
This is not a question. This is a statement.
Looks like Nicked Clegg trying to think of his CV for public consumption.
"I will post a really really really honest pic...."
Oooh - we can't wait!
The usual prizes for guesses as to likely subjects.
Anticant : You are so vain !
How did you know?
But get the person and the place first.
Show yer marbles you critical lovable lot.
I know what Mister Clegg is thinking.
'Here I sit, broken hearted
Paid a penny and only farted'
PS Anticant, loved the dulcet tones.
Zola can hear them here :
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/
'The Beeb and the Closet' - for those of us who are incurable ans insatiable.
Is it Trousers on his mobile phone asking for navigational aid in those hills?
No it is not our dear poor Trousers on his mobile phone.
Only 8 questions left.
Is it Germaine Greer in drag getting wired into Szwagiman and Merkin for a session in the rustic retreats?
Again we find Zola using sexist-rascist and inappropriate language.
Even the so called quiz game is a shallow attempt at elitism.
Zola . have you no sense of decency?
No Rockers in exile. Only seven questions left.
Anon : You are best employed designing exam questions for some citizenship test.
Australia needs the likes of you, to say nowt about the UK.
You dumbed-down dimwit.
Is it Anticant waiting for his call to professorship and for the chair of Multicultural Fears of Freedom at the Norwich based UEA?
No.
But it is Norwich.
The statue is in Norwich a fine city with a great football team.
Nothing to do with "knickers" either but great womenfolk too. Buxom they are.... !!!!
Taste the mustard.
6 questions left ONLY.
Homage to Thomas Browne?.
Damn it the investigative goblin Merkin has gained his brownie points before I could get in me puns of gordi and all that.
But the Merkin has got it with 5 questions still to ask.
I have put his name forward to Bamber for an insider-job in the university Challenge research unit.
Anyway SIR Thomas Browne ( please pay respect here) made waves with his tract called "Religio Medico". He put forward that Cherri Blair was a witch.
Was that a "Vulgar Error"?
It is the likes of you Zola that gets blogging a bad name.
It is Gordon Brown not Browne you twat.
Anon : I just saw you pass down through my toilet.
There another brownie flushed out and away.
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